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Best Ever Puns


This FREE App is all about puns and word play, if you like cleaver jokes then this app is for you. Share the jokes with your friends and wow them with your new found mastery of the English tongue. Think your funnier then submit your puns for inclusion in the App. Thanks for downloading and don't forget to check out my other Apps.

*Warning, these jokes contain swearing and topics of an adult nature and as such are intended only for grown ups. Please do not download if you easily offend you will only get upset*

*New jokes added weekly
*Submit your own joke for inclusion in the app.
*Move to SD card (android 2.2+ only.)
*This app will remember were you are up to even if you turn off your phone or update the app
*Share with SMS/Email
*Copy to Clipboard(via menu button), for posting to social networking sites.
*Random joke button
*Hold the left arrow to go back to the start
*Hold the right arrow to go to the end
*Link to developer’s other apps in the market
*Change the size of the text
*Change the color of the text
*Change the style of the text
*Change the background
*Rate the app

Examples of what's inside (jokes are not censored in the app):

"Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
He's all right now."

"I have loads of books on the Supernatural, Ghosts, Poltergeists and Crop Circles.
I didn't buy them, they just f*****g appeared."

"My ex-wife was deaf. She left me for a deaf friend of hers.
To be honest, I should have seen the signs."

"I was pressing my clothes the other day when I burned the middle of my leg
Oh the iron knee!"

"I named my son Matt Damon.
He's my first Bourne."

*****Disclaimer*****
Appsolutely Fabulous, takes no responsibility, for the content of this app. None of the jokes were written by anyone at Appsolutely Fabulous, they were all either sourced form the internet or sent in by the users of this app. We accept no blame for any offense caused, care has been taken to remove offensive jokes, however it you are offended by any of the jokes please report them to us via the app and we will consider the joke for removal.

Recent changes:
3.3.5 New Puns Added

3.3.4 New Puns Added

3.3.3 Small bug fix

3.3.2 New Puns Added

3.3.1 Menu updated, info button changed to menu.

3.3.0 New Puns added, menu graphics added, report jokes for offensive content, bad spelling or because its a repeat.

3.2.12 New Puns Added

3.2.11 New Puns Added

3.2.10 Small bug fix

3.2.8 New Puns Added

3.2.7 New Puns Added

3.2.6 New Puns Added

3.2.8 Save favorites bug fixed.

3.2.7 Small bug fix

3.2.6 New Puns Added

3.2.5 Small bug fix

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55
2.8
User ratings
81
Installs
10,000+
Concerns
1
File size
2461 kb
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About Best Ever Puns
This FREE App is all about puns and word play, if you like cleaver jokes then this app is for you. Share the jokes with your friends and wow them with your new found mastery of the English tongue. Think your funnier then submit your puns for inclusion in the App. Thanks for downloading and don't forget to check out my other Apps.

*Warning, these jokes contain swearing and topics of an adult nature and as such are intended only for grown ups. Please do not download if you easily offend you will only get upset*

*New jokes added weekly
*Submit your own joke for inclusion in the app.
*Move to SD card (android 2.2+ only.)
*This app will remember were you are up to even if you turn off your phone or update the app
*Share with SMS/Email
*Copy to Clipboard(via menu button), for posting to social networking sites.
*Random joke button
*Hold the left arrow to go back to the start
*Hold the right arrow to go to the end
*Link to developer’s other apps in the market
*Change the size of the text
*Change the color of the text
*Change the style of the text
*Change the background
*Rate the app

Examples of what's inside (jokes are not censored in the app):

"Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
He's all right now."

"I have loads of books on the Supernatural, Ghosts, Poltergeists and Crop Circles.
I didn't buy them, they just f*****g appeared."

"My ex-wife was deaf. She left me for a deaf friend of hers.
To be honest, I should have seen the signs."

"I was pressing my clothes the other day when I burned the middle of my leg
Oh the iron knee!"

"I named my son Matt Damon.
He's my first Bourne."

*****Disclaimer*****
Appsolutely Fabulous, takes no responsibility, for the content of this app. None of the jokes were written by anyone at Appsolutely Fabulous, they were all either sourced form the internet or sent in by the users of this app. We accept no blame for any offense caused, care has been taken to remove offensive jokes, however it you are offended by any of the jokes please report them to us via the app and we will consider the joke for removal.

Recent changes:
3.3.5 New Puns Added

3.3.4 New Puns Added

3.3.3 Small bug fix

3.3.2 New Puns Added

3.3.1 Menu updated, info button changed to menu.

3.3.0 New Puns added, menu graphics added, report jokes for offensive content, bad spelling or because its a repeat.

3.2.12 New Puns Added

3.2.11 New Puns Added

3.2.10 Small bug fix

3.2.8 New Puns Added

3.2.7 New Puns Added

3.2.6 New Puns Added

3.2.8 Save favorites bug fixed.

3.2.7 Small bug fix

3.2.6 New Puns Added

3.2.5 Small bug fix

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A Google User
Oct 10, 2014
Funny crap Deadest jokes but still make u think like a rapist
A Google User
Sep 28, 2014
Best puns except I would recommend this app to all my friends because a lot of these puns are hilarious, but there are WAY TOO MANY SWEAR WORDS!
A Google User
Jul 8, 2014
Who are you kidding with all the ads? Someone mentioned ads and these guys said " thank you sir, may I have another?"
A Google User
Feb 26, 2014
Funny, nice to share. Chews battery! A fun little app to make you smile and sometimes laugh. Beware that this app runs in the background chomping the battery (why?) — every time you have finished with it, go to Settings > Apps > Best Ever Puns > Force stop. Unless you like a flat battery :)
A Google User
Jun 9, 2013
Entertaining. Clever word play