It's bizarre! It's dark! It's colorful! It's cute! It makes you want to brush your teeth! It's.... Ball of Woe!
• Unforgiving difficulty - just like real life. No safety net, no sympathy.
• Roll through eleven levels of turmoil and finally reach Heaven!
• A rich soundtrack, tailored to each level.
• A deep storyline - gradually revealed as you roll through the world.
You - are God. A dusty God. A sepia God. A grittier kind of God.
The citizens of Nicetown are sad. And cute. And whiny.
But they've taken uncharacteristic initiative and rolled their sadness up into a ball.
Oh God - oh You - employ your salty finger, employ the magic of physics - and liberate them from their tribulations.
Over a lush soundtrack, over deliciously-painted landscapes, roll the ball away from Nicetown, interrogate the Woeful, liberate the Zus, engage in a little light mail tampering... and roll.
Roll through Forest. Roll over Mountain.
Roll through Volcano and through Cave.
Roll through the Clouds, roll into Space.
Roll into Heaven. A Heaven... of sorts.
A new update, a new day, a new perspective on life
*Added a "Skip" button to skip introductory dialogue. If you wanted to read, you'd go to a library!
*Did something else, but I can't remember because all of the updating and building and testing made me a little tired.
*Lowered the frequency with which we not-so-subtly suggest you get some Woe. We don't have to tell you, you LOVE Woe as it is. Right?
An update dedicated to @tweetsbytony and @thebenlandis - follow them and sup upon their wisdom