CAMO UP!

CAMO UP!


QUESTION: You're out at night in a dark alley. You are approached by a man wielding a large nunchaku. What do you do?

Incorrect: Run fight, or call the police.

Correct: Open CAMO UP! on your phone or tablet and use it to hide from the armed assaillant.


CAMO UP! is by far the most advanced camouflage app on the play store. CAMO UP! employs advanced stealth technology licensed by the United States Government¹ to successfully camouflage ANYTHING, big or small.


CAMO UP! uses technology not yet released to the public to completely disguise the user while still using low battery, RAM, and internal storage. CAMO UP! has been proven² effective through years of clinical trials and Iᵌ personally recommend it. OH, and its 100% free!


Disclaimer: Use of CAMO UP! can result in lacerations, abrasions, contusions, concussions, increased risk of heart attack, loss of the use of reproductive organs, AIDS, pneumonia and even death. If you have heightened risk of heart attack, are pregnant or may become pregnant, use other prescribed medicines, are addicted to a class III psychedelic drugs, or have history of living it is not advised that you download CAMO UP!


BORING LEGAL NOTES:
¹ Not officially confirmed.
² CAMO UP! has not been clinically proven and is not advised by your doctor.
ᵌ UPpack developer does not have a degree, especially not in stealth.

This is a joke guys, a joke in disguise. Ba-Dum-Tss. But really, never EVER use this.

Please note that I do not know a lick of java, android development or whatever one uses to makes apps. I changed things until it worked (kind of).
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4.5
User ratings
24
Installs
100+
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File size
4710 kb
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About CAMO UP!
QUESTION: You're out at night in a dark alley. You are approached by a man wielding a large nunchaku. What do you do?

Incorrect: Run fight, or call the police.

Correct: Open CAMO UP! on your phone or tablet and use it to hide from the armed assaillant.


CAMO UP! is by far the most advanced camouflage app on the play store. CAMO UP! employs advanced stealth technology licensed by the United States Government¹ to successfully camouflage ANYTHING, big or small.


CAMO UP! uses technology not yet released to the public to completely disguise the user while still using low battery, RAM, and internal storage. CAMO UP! has been proven² effective through years of clinical trials and Iᵌ personally recommend it. OH, and its 100% free!


Disclaimer: Use of CAMO UP! can result in lacerations, abrasions, contusions, concussions, increased risk of heart attack, loss of the use of reproductive organs, AIDS, pneumonia and even death. If you have heightened risk of heart attack, are pregnant or may become pregnant, use other prescribed medicines, are addicted to a class III psychedelic drugs, or have history of living it is not advised that you download CAMO UP!


BORING LEGAL NOTES:
¹ Not officially confirmed.
² CAMO UP! has not been clinically proven and is not advised by your doctor.
ᵌ UPpack developer does not have a degree, especially not in stealth.

This is a joke guys, a joke in disguise. Ba-Dum-Tss. But really, never EVER use this.

Please note that I do not know a lick of java, android development or whatever one uses to makes apps. I changed things until it worked (kind of).

User reviews of CAMO UP!
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Android Market Comments
A Google User
Nov 1, 2014
Really?? I installed it and dodmt find it again. I had to call from another number to find it
A Google User
Oct 12, 2014
Awesome I have been sitting in my living room floor for weeks and I still haven't been found.
A Google User
Aug 15, 2014
Its dumb
A Google User
Jul 30, 2014
Was unsure until. .. I was wondering around in the alley with my wife and out of nowhere came a possum, we were freaked out. I whipped out my phone, pulled up this app and we were safe.
A Google User
Jul 3, 2014
Amazing. This app makes sneaking up on people and killing them so much easier. Unfortunately I tried to attack a person who also had this app. We both activated at the same time and bumped into each other and are now stuck in another dimension. On the plus side it rains donuts here. ;)