Brian Blessed Alarm Clock

Brian Blessed Alarm Clock


Yes, finally Android users have no excuse to be lazy boned slug-a-beds and they too can wake up to the stentorian tones of our favourite bearded national treasure.

Featuring!!!

30 alarms (more to come) with a mix of shockingly bad Shakespearean hacks, silly songs and motivational encouragement.

Special bonus hypno Blessed on the Moon to lull you gently to a marvellously restful sleep*

Optional Brian on a rocket alarm for when you need that extra boost to get you out of bed.

Please note as it says above we made the Brian Alarm in Brian's Shed, this means the sound files are subject to shed related compromises, they're still great, don't worry about it. If you want to finance a studio day to redo them please get in touch.



*not scientifically proven.

Recent changes:
Fixed crashes on snooze.

Fixed a couple of other crash problems. Please note the Xperia has proved a bit of a headache, if you have problems please get in touch.

Added 4 new alarms - CHISWICK, FRESH HORSES!!!, FOOOOOOOGGGG, HAKA and GORDON'S ALIVE!!!!

Added instructions to avoid confusion over which volume control to use (it's the alarm one, adjust the volume in app).
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$1.16
87
4.4
User ratings
110
Installs
1,000+
Concerns
0
File size
16032 kb
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About Brian Blessed Alarm Clock
Yes, finally Android users have no excuse to be lazy boned slug-a-beds and they too can wake up to the stentorian tones of our favourite bearded national treasure.

Featuring!!!

30 alarms (more to come) with a mix of shockingly bad Shakespearean hacks, silly songs and motivational encouragement.

Special bonus hypno Blessed on the Moon to lull you gently to a marvellously restful sleep*

Optional Brian on a rocket alarm for when you need that extra boost to get you out of bed.

Please note as it says above we made the Brian Alarm in Brian's Shed, this means the sound files are subject to shed related compromises, they're still great, don't worry about it. If you want to finance a studio day to redo them please get in touch.



*not scientifically proven.

Recent changes:
Fixed crashes on snooze.

Fixed a couple of other crash problems. Please note the Xperia has proved a bit of a headache, if you have problems please get in touch.

Added 4 new alarms - CHISWICK, FRESH HORSES!!!, FOOOOOOOGGGG, HAKA and GORDON'S ALIVE!!!!

Added instructions to avoid confusion over which volume control to use (it's the alarm one, adjust the volume in app).

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A Google User
Jul 10, 2014
Wow I think this may be the greatest invention of the 21st century. Brian Blessed on a rocket, gently rousing you from the land of slumber with his soft tones. :-)
A Google User
May 2, 2014
Finally an alarm clock your subconscious can not adapt to! I would give it 5 stars if it integrated into the inbuilt alarm functionality
A Google User
Feb 20, 2014
Good
A Google User
Feb 14, 2014
Never be late Brian's distinct voice yelling at you is all the motivation you will need.
A Google User
Jan 29, 2014
ALL HAIL THE KING! One cannot speak highly enough of Brian Blessed. Everything he does is a force for good. If King of the World were a thing, he'd have my vote. Fun fact: Genetic tests reveal Brian Blessed to be at least 2/3 Minotaur, approach with extreme caution.