Confucius Say Quote Widget

Confucius Say Quote Widget


Confucius was a very wise Chinese philosopher who left a legacy of sound advice for posterity. These are the not so sound pieces of advice commonly known as "Confucius Say."

These humorous parody quips are sure to give you a laugh as you get a new one on your home screen every day. You can share them with your friends in a highly customizable look and feel.

These hand selected jokes are sure to satisfy any sense of humor from campy to crass. This application is marked for medium maturity as it does have some adult humor (usually in the form of double entendre).

Recent changes:
Added 90 new parody quotes from the wise Confucius. I also added a new permission. This app is ad supported, but we didn't care for the ads in the old system. We switched to a new ad provider we're hoping will have less annoying ads. The new provider needed an additional permission to know when you're connected to the internet.
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About Confucius Say Quote Widget
Confucius was a very wise Chinese philosopher who left a legacy of sound advice for posterity. These are the not so sound pieces of advice commonly known as "Confucius Say."

These humorous parody quips are sure to give you a laugh as you get a new one on your home screen every day. You can share them with your friends in a highly customizable look and feel.

These hand selected jokes are sure to satisfy any sense of humor from campy to crass. This application is marked for medium maturity as it does have some adult humor (usually in the form of double entendre).

Recent changes:
Added 90 new parody quotes from the wise Confucius. I also added a new permission. This app is ad supported, but we didn't care for the ads in the old system. We switched to a new ad provider we're hoping will have less annoying ads. The new provider needed an additional permission to know when you're connected to the internet.

Android Market Comments
A Google User
May 4, 2015
It's ok Just recently downloaded it and all I seen was one quote it wouldn't let me view anymore there's not even a menu what the crap?
A Google User
Feb 2, 2015
It's really great I'm interested in this website, like watching the tv series,"Kung Fu."The Sho lin master had trained the young priest, you would hear some wisdom, being spoken to him.
A Google User
Dec 10, 2014
I wish there were more quotes...just in general. The jokes now are funny, but I've been seeing the same 270 for over a year now...time for new material.
A Google User
Jul 21, 2014
It's great! I always enjoyed Confucius quotes. Glad there's an app.
A Google User
Jun 11, 2014
Crap Very poor app I want my money back u suck