The Cracked Android app is finally here! If you like Cracked.com, own a mobile device and just generally want to appear more attractive, this is the app you’ve been waiting for.
Chances are you’ve been navigating Cracked.com by tapping, pinching and groping your touch screen. Could that be why the man/woman of your dreams has yet to tackle you in public and make love to you? Almost definitely.
The Cracked Reader Lite combines all of the mind blowing facts (did you know a zombie apocalypse is scientifically possible?), pop culture analysis (who’s the greatest Batman of all time?), and info-graphics (a body map explaining what your neck tattoo says about you to prospective employers) that have made Cracked.com the fastest growing humor site on the internet.
* An easy to navigate, fast loading feed featuring all of our latest content.
* Faster loading and easier to navigate versions of all of the content that used to be so difficult to read in the bathroom.
Fans are already calling it a major breakthrough in laughing at your mobile phone technology:
“The thing they said about me is totally true. Buy this app or I’ll think you’re a pervert, and we'll never get it on.” –Man / Woman of your dreams.
******The latest version is a big update! Not only are we bringing you a sexier design, we’ve loaded the Cracked Android app with more mind-blowing facts than ever before. Some of the newest features include:
-View articles by your favorite columnist or by category
-Pinch/zoom your way through Photoplasty Contests
-Read the comments and sort them too!
-More details than ever before about your favorite videos like Cast & Crew info
There's more work to be done so be sure to email us your feedback!
Full disclosure, all our improvements & fixes are specifically designed to get us into bed with you.
• The app now respects the rotation lock setting on your device so we can lie, face to face.
• All articles keep a fixed point when you rotate your device, why start all over just because you want to change positions?
• We fixed our video size for portrait orientation because we want you to see everything.
Now let’s get intimate…you. Wow, we just realized we don’t even know your name.