Gran Tower: Wacky Card Game

Gran Tower: Wacky Card Game


It’s about time somebody face doodled Sleeping Beauty.

That’s right.

This is not your typical monsters and dragons card game.

Gran Tower is some WACKY card game.

It’s the card game that puts the “ale” in the Fairy Tale. The sharpie on the Beauty. And two grannies in a fairy fantasy.

It ain’t Kansas any more, gamer.

It is THE card game you have been craving for.

This is a card game about fat Knights with big bellies and old Witches with runny noses. You know, the kind of bat-droppings-crazy, never-seen-before, 100% original mobile title that your cool iPhone or sweet new iPad have been craving for.

Just check those images again.

*I* want those cards.

And guess what?

It’s FREE.

Gran Tower is a free-to-play, no-need-to-pay, how-the-hell-do-these-guys-even-make-money type game that we all just love to play. It’s so free that we’re ACTUALLY losing money making it. And yet we still do it, because the Force is strong within us.

PICK THE KNIGHT
And you will become an out-of-shape, out-of-mind shell of a knight who’s too fat to even wear his rusty armor. You will re-live his memories of glorious battles past using his memory cards.

PICK THE WITCH
And you will be a grumpy old Witch who can’t even cast a decent spell or remotely resemble the queen of evil she used to be. You will re-live her battles of awesome wickedness using her memory cards.

You will:
LEARN to easily build a master deck of memory cards in no time.
PRACTICE against AI opponents that match your skill level.
WIN special prizes and unlock rare heroes.
PLAY head to head against other human players in REAL-TIME.
COMPETE and rank against other players to win big prizes every week.
BUILD and customize a tower filled with your custom winnings.
And when you’re done with that,
BATTLE your friends and even BEAT them cold.
Why not? You’ve earned it.

Did we say it’s all FREE? Because it is. FREE.

Now go and be fantastically awesome.
And let us know if you have suggestions or problems. Either way, we’ll make you happy. We promise.

Recent changes:
Minor Bugfixes.
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About Gran Tower: Wacky Card Game
It’s about time somebody face doodled Sleeping Beauty.

That’s right.

This is not your typical monsters and dragons card game.

Gran Tower is some WACKY card game.

It’s the card game that puts the “ale” in the Fairy Tale. The sharpie on the Beauty. And two grannies in a fairy fantasy.

It ain’t Kansas any more, gamer.

It is THE card game you have been craving for.

This is a card game about fat Knights with big bellies and old Witches with runny noses. You know, the kind of bat-droppings-crazy, never-seen-before, 100% original mobile title that your cool iPhone or sweet new iPad have been craving for.

Just check those images again.

*I* want those cards.

And guess what?

It’s FREE.

Gran Tower is a free-to-play, no-need-to-pay, how-the-hell-do-these-guys-even-make-money type game that we all just love to play. It’s so free that we’re ACTUALLY losing money making it. And yet we still do it, because the Force is strong within us.

PICK THE KNIGHT
And you will become an out-of-shape, out-of-mind shell of a knight who’s too fat to even wear his rusty armor. You will re-live his memories of glorious battles past using his memory cards.

PICK THE WITCH
And you will be a grumpy old Witch who can’t even cast a decent spell or remotely resemble the queen of evil she used to be. You will re-live her battles of awesome wickedness using her memory cards.

You will:
LEARN to easily build a master deck of memory cards in no time.
PRACTICE against AI opponents that match your skill level.
WIN special prizes and unlock rare heroes.
PLAY head to head against other human players in REAL-TIME.
COMPETE and rank against other players to win big prizes every week.
BUILD and customize a tower filled with your custom winnings.
And when you’re done with that,
BATTLE your friends and even BEAT them cold.
Why not? You’ve earned it.

Did we say it’s all FREE? Because it is. FREE.

Now go and be fantastically awesome.
And let us know if you have suggestions or problems. Either way, we’ll make you happy. We promise.

Recent changes:
Minor Bugfixes.

User reviews of Gran Tower: Wacky Card Game
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Android Market Comments
A Google User
Sep 2, 2014
Fun addictive
A Google User
Sep 1, 2014
frustrating seems like a really cool game, but it has all sorts of freezing, force closing, and similar issues. bummed.
A Google User
Aug 29, 2014
Wtf When I switch between solo and online play I lose all my cards and stats......wtf FIX IT!!!
A Google User
Aug 25, 2014
Fun addictive
A Google User
Aug 23, 2014
Cant play on my phone Resolution too big when it ask name. So i cant click any button to start game.