House MD Diagnosis

House MD Diagnosis


«House MD Diagnosis» App creates a small (and sometimes sarcastic) report about your health condition based on your body parameters and the date of birth.

You'll learn:
- A number of days you've lived (and a chance to learn when to celebrate your 20 000 days, hooray!)
- Your very own Body Mass Index (BMI) and a recommendation about what you should (or shouldn't do) with your weight
- Normal body mass for your height (useful, if you strive for perfection; not useful, if you don't give a damn)
- How much does your brain weigh and how this can be used
- How much water do you contain (a great question for a birthday quiz)
- Total area of your body (how could you choose a bed without this?)
- Your volume (if you're short and fat while your friend is skinny and tall, you will finally know who is more voluminous)
- How much time you'll live if captured and locked in the small room by a psychopath (based on your average air consumption)

And there is even more! Along with this information you'll get a biorhythms chart for the nearest future which will help you to foresee which part of you (brain, heart or, well, other parts) should be used more actively in the coming week.

Finally, you'll get a chance to read what others don't like about your zodiac sign. Your buddies probably have zodiac signs too, so you will have something to read about them as well.

And all this USEFUL information is free for use.
Please, note that this application contains advertising.

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If you encounter any bugs, please report about them to the e-mail: [email protected] with your Android version and description of conditions in which the problem occured.

Recent changes:
Some minor bugs fixed.
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About House MD Diagnosis
«House MD Diagnosis» App creates a small (and sometimes sarcastic) report about your health condition based on your body parameters and the date of birth.

You'll learn:
- A number of days you've lived (and a chance to learn when to celebrate your 20 000 days, hooray!)
- Your very own Body Mass Index (BMI) and a recommendation about what you should (or shouldn't do) with your weight
- Normal body mass for your height (useful, if you strive for perfection; not useful, if you don't give a damn)
- How much does your brain weigh and how this can be used
- How much water do you contain (a great question for a birthday quiz)
- Total area of your body (how could you choose a bed without this?)
- Your volume (if you're short and fat while your friend is skinny and tall, you will finally know who is more voluminous)
- How much time you'll live if captured and locked in the small room by a psychopath (based on your average air consumption)

And there is even more! Along with this information you'll get a biorhythms chart for the nearest future which will help you to foresee which part of you (brain, heart or, well, other parts) should be used more actively in the coming week.

Finally, you'll get a chance to read what others don't like about your zodiac sign. Your buddies probably have zodiac signs too, so you will have something to read about them as well.

And all this USEFUL information is free for use.
Please, note that this application contains advertising.

* * *

If you encounter any bugs, please report about them to the e-mail: [email protected] with your Android version and description of conditions in which the problem occured.

Recent changes:
Some minor bugs fixed.
Android Market Comments
A Google User
Apr 10, 2015
Stupid and useless
A Google User
Jan 4, 2015
While the information was interesting, the way it is written is bland and not House.
A Google User
Nov 11, 2014
Love it Love it
A Google User
Oct 23, 2014
Good Nice app
A Google User
Sep 28, 2014
Awesome It describes me perfectly... I love this app
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