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House MD Diagnosis


«House MD Diagnosis» App creates a small (and sometimes sarcastic) report about your health condition based on your body parameters and the date of birth.

You'll learn:
- A number of days you've lived (and a chance to learn when to celebrate your 20 000 days, hooray!)
- Your very own Body Mass Index (BMI) and a recommendation about what you should (or shouldn't do) with your weight
- Normal body mass for your height (useful, if you strive for perfection; not useful, if you don't give a damn)
- How much does your brain weigh and how this can be used
- How much water do you contain (a great question for a birthday quiz)
- Total area of your body (how could you choose a bed without this?)
- Your volume (if you're short and fat while your friend is skinny and tall, you will finally know who is more voluminous)
- How much time you'll live if captured and locked in the small room by a psychopath (based on your average air consumption)

And there is even more! Along with this information you'll get a biorhythms chart for the nearest future which will help you to foresee which part of you (brain, heart or, well, other parts) should be used more actively in the coming week.

Finally, you'll get a chance to read what others don't like about your zodiac sign. Your buddies probably have zodiac signs too, so you will have something to read about them as well.

And all this USEFUL information is free for use.
Please, note that this application contains advertising.

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If you encounter any bugs, please report about them to the e-mail: [email protected] with your Android version and description of conditions in which the problem occured.

Recent changes:
Some minor bugs fixed.
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About House MD Diagnosis
«House MD Diagnosis» App creates a small (and sometimes sarcastic) report about your health condition based on your body parameters and the date of birth.

You'll learn:
- A number of days you've lived (and a chance to learn when to celebrate your 20 000 days, hooray!)
- Your very own Body Mass Index (BMI) and a recommendation about what you should (or shouldn't do) with your weight
- Normal body mass for your height (useful, if you strive for perfection; not useful, if you don't give a damn)
- How much does your brain weigh and how this can be used
- How much water do you contain (a great question for a birthday quiz)
- Total area of your body (how could you choose a bed without this?)
- Your volume (if you're short and fat while your friend is skinny and tall, you will finally know who is more voluminous)
- How much time you'll live if captured and locked in the small room by a psychopath (based on your average air consumption)

And there is even more! Along with this information you'll get a biorhythms chart for the nearest future which will help you to foresee which part of you (brain, heart or, well, other parts) should be used more actively in the coming week.

Finally, you'll get a chance to read what others don't like about your zodiac sign. Your buddies probably have zodiac signs too, so you will have something to read about them as well.

And all this USEFUL information is free for use.
Please, note that this application contains advertising.

* * *

If you encounter any bugs, please report about them to the e-mail: [email protected] with your Android version and description of conditions in which the problem occured.

Recent changes:
Some minor bugs fixed.
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A Google User
Sep 28, 2014
Awesome It describes me perfectly... I love this app
A Google User
Sep 19, 2014
Accurate Its great. Infos on my persinality are accurate. XD
A Google User
Sep 16, 2014
What am i Canadian? This is an American show why is it in metric and even so there should be an option or just both programming for conversions isnt that hard if you have the equation
A Google User
Sep 11, 2014
AMAZING! Witty responses like this is what i live for XD
A Google User
Jul 12, 2014
House Yea this sarcastic type of advising can only be HOUSE's.. :p