Old Away

Old Away


Have you ever wanted old people to stop with their constant nagging? Tired of the smell of aspirin and Vaporub? Tried of your grandma intervening during "intimate" moments you are having with yourself? Then you need Old Away.
Old Away is a tested product that is effective in repelling people ages 58 and above. Old Away works by combining low frequencies that old people can hear. Using the same concept as a sonic mosquito repellent, it is almost guaranteed to make old people turn the other direction when our patented technology is put into effect.
Why wait? It's free! Download Old Away today!

Disclaimer: We are not responsible for any violent outbursts by targeted old people.
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3.7
User ratings
9
Installs
100+
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0
File size
708 kb
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About Old Away
Have you ever wanted old people to stop with their constant nagging? Tired of the smell of aspirin and Vaporub? Tried of your grandma intervening during "intimate" moments you are having with yourself? Then you need Old Away.
Old Away is a tested product that is effective in repelling people ages 58 and above. Old Away works by combining low frequencies that old people can hear. Using the same concept as a sonic mosquito repellent, it is almost guaranteed to make old people turn the other direction when our patented technology is put into effect.
Why wait? It's free! Download Old Away today!

Disclaimer: We are not responsible for any violent outbursts by targeted old people.

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A Google User
Oct 26, 2013
App Bit harsh and doesn't work!
A Google User
May 11, 2013
Hate this app I'm 14 and I want to get rid of my dad who is 60 and I'm wondering why can I hear it? Plus I'm patty sure it won't work!!!
A Google User
Apr 28, 2013
Works perfectly Made a pool of seniors and ran various tests using this app...works effectively 100% of the time.
A Google User
Dec 3, 2012
Wow This make me laugh so much.
A Google User
Dec 3, 2012
Wow This make me laugh so much.