Ordain Thyself

Ordain Thyself


This app is for entertainment purposes only.

Do you want to be a minister, but you just don't have the time for seminary? Or maybe your desire is to be a rabbi, imam, priest, or swami. Or a Klingon priest. Well, this app can't actually ordain you, but it can show you what you would look like and believe if you were ordained in over two dozen religions.

Ordain Thyself brings simulated ordination right to your device, meaning that you can get the title, the vestments (that means costume), and the beliefs of dozens of religions, and share your (fake) ordination with your friends!

FEATURES

Over two dozen religions from around the world
Awesome graphics showing you in religious garb
Tells you what you now believe
Tells you the founder and date of your religion
Gives you a sample prayer in your new religion
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File size
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About Ordain Thyself
This app is for entertainment purposes only.

Do you want to be a minister, but you just don't have the time for seminary? Or maybe your desire is to be a rabbi, imam, priest, or swami. Or a Klingon priest. Well, this app can't actually ordain you, but it can show you what you would look like and believe if you were ordained in over two dozen religions.

Ordain Thyself brings simulated ordination right to your device, meaning that you can get the title, the vestments (that means costume), and the beliefs of dozens of religions, and share your (fake) ordination with your friends!

FEATURES

Over two dozen religions from around the world
Awesome graphics showing you in religious garb
Tells you what you now believe
Tells you the founder and date of your religion
Gives you a sample prayer in your new religion

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A Google User
May 6, 2014
Seem's You run across Free, sometimes. Ordaination For The Army OF The LORD.
A Google User
Feb 13, 2013
Didn't work. I paid the $.99 and it still won't give me the other parts of the app. Not happy!!
A Google User
Feb 13, 2013
Didn't work. I paid the $.99 and it still won't give me the other parts of the app. Not happy!!
A Google User
Sep 13, 2012
preview only actual app costs money. "free" app only gives you 3 personas.
A Google User
Aug 11, 2012
Love it! Hilarious app. Great fun!