This app is for entertainment purposes only.
Do you want to be a minister, but you just don't have the time for seminary? Or maybe your desire is to be a rabbi, imam, priest, or swami. Or a Klingon priest. Well, this app can't actually ordain you, but it can show you what you would look like and believe if you were ordained in over two dozen religions.
Ordain Thyself brings simulated ordination right to your device, meaning that you can get the title, the vestments (that means costume), and the beliefs of dozens of religions, and share your (fake) ordination with your friends!
Over two dozen religions from around the world
Awesome graphics showing you in religious garb
Tells you what you now believe
Tells you the founder and date of your religion
Gives you a sample prayer in your new religion