Paid To Poop

Paid To Poop


It's a universal law that everybody poops, and sometimes, nature calls when you are at work. But fear not, because now you will know exactly how much money you made in the time spent in the loo. And when you find out how many dollars richer you are from completing life's most basic needs, feel free to brag to your coworkers about it too. Just don't tell your boss. They might not like that.

Features:
Find how how much you were Paid to Poop!
A timer to start when you sit down and let run in the background while you beat that next level of your favorite game!
Share to all of your friends!

PSA: I don't pay you! You don't get money from this app. Sorry! This is just an app to calculate how much you get paid while on the can. Your boss is the one who will pay you!

Recent changes:
V3.0.2
Fly swattin'!

V3.0.1
Bugfixes!

V3.0
New UI!
A user interface that doesn't look like crap (see what I did there?)

More info!
Dates, times, RATINGS! See how good your poop schedule is.

Built-in timer!
You don't look like someone who really wants to do math, so we'll time the poop for you. Just hit the timer button!

That Material Design Though!
Matias Duarte loves this app!*

*Not true. He probably has never seen this )
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3.9
User ratings
49
Installs
1,000+
Concerns
0
File size
1270 kb
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About Paid To Poop
It's a universal law that everybody poops, and sometimes, nature calls when you are at work. But fear not, because now you will know exactly how much money you made in the time spent in the loo. And when you find out how many dollars richer you are from completing life's most basic needs, feel free to brag to your coworkers about it too. Just don't tell your boss. They might not like that.

Features:
Find how how much you were Paid to Poop!
A timer to start when you sit down and let run in the background while you beat that next level of your favorite game!
Share to all of your friends!

PSA: I don't pay you! You don't get money from this app. Sorry! This is just an app to calculate how much you get paid while on the can. Your boss is the one who will pay you!

Recent changes:
V3.0.2
Fly swattin'!

V3.0.1
Bugfixes!

V3.0
New UI!
A user interface that doesn't look like crap (see what I did there?)

More info!
Dates, times, RATINGS! See how good your poop schedule is.

Built-in timer!
You don't look like someone who really wants to do math, so we'll time the poop for you. Just hit the timer button!

That Material Design Though!
Matias Duarte loves this app!*

*Not true. He probably has never seen this )
User reviews of Paid To Poop
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Android Market Comments
A Google User
Feb 26, 2015
Why you quit after I poop! Whenever I submit my poop time the ago says that it timed out or quit working. I'm using a Samsung S5 Active version 4.4.4. Please advise!
A Google User
Feb 25, 2015
Answer to my Prayers I would lose hours, nay, months of sleep at night contemplating how much my company was paying me to ooze out my own personal carbon filth into their plumbing fixtures. Finally an app that feels like it was built for me personally! Would recommend to literally everyone on Earth. Even the unemployed.
A Google User
Feb 20, 2015
Its just a game
A Google User
Feb 19, 2015
What?? How do u even play
A Google User
Jan 18, 2015
It dosnt figure time and 1/2, double time or triple time:) i work for a company who pays overtime anything after 8 and 40 hrs and double time on sundays....i would like to be able to toggle back n forth between steaight time, time n 1/2 and double time....
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