Shakespeare Insult Generator

Shakespeare Insult Generator


Are you weary of giving voice to the same tired old invectives when boorish rubes intrude upon your serenity?
Don't you wish you could inveigh your enemy with a genuinely classic put-down?

Well, now you can!
With the Shakespeare Insult Generator, you can have the spleen of The Bard at your disposal!
The next time someone cuts you off in traffic, or a clerk behaves rudely, stun them with your lexicographical command of vituperation.

You can customize the handwriting style!

A completely unique Shakespearean insult will be created each time you use the app!
Have fun with the Shakespeare Insult Generator!
The Shakespearean language of the Elizabethan era will never seem boring again!

The works of William Shakespeare are often dreaded by students because of the language he uses! "Why didn't he use plain, simple English?" is a question often used by students new to the Works of Shakespeare! The answer is, of course, that he did! But the Elizabethan language was different to ours! There weren't so many words and people used a whole variety of ways to spell them as dictionaries weren't available! (There are at least 16 different Elizabethan spellings of Shakespeare!) If Shakespeare was looking for a descriptive word, and couldn't find one he made one up! William Shakespeare invented words, and he used them to good effect when it came to Shakespearean Insults!
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About Shakespeare Insult Generator
Are you weary of giving voice to the same tired old invectives when boorish rubes intrude upon your serenity?
Don't you wish you could inveigh your enemy with a genuinely classic put-down?

Well, now you can!
With the Shakespeare Insult Generator, you can have the spleen of The Bard at your disposal!
The next time someone cuts you off in traffic, or a clerk behaves rudely, stun them with your lexicographical command of vituperation.

You can customize the handwriting style!

A completely unique Shakespearean insult will be created each time you use the app!
Have fun with the Shakespeare Insult Generator!
The Shakespearean language of the Elizabethan era will never seem boring again!

The works of William Shakespeare are often dreaded by students because of the language he uses! "Why didn't he use plain, simple English?" is a question often used by students new to the Works of Shakespeare! The answer is, of course, that he did! But the Elizabethan language was different to ours! There weren't so many words and people used a whole variety of ways to spell them as dictionaries weren't available! (There are at least 16 different Elizabethan spellings of Shakespeare!) If Shakespeare was looking for a descriptive word, and couldn't find one he made one up! William Shakespeare invented words, and he used them to good effect when it came to Shakespearean Insults!
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A Google User
Jul 8, 2014
Great for English teachers A quick way to make Shakespeare more enjoyable. The font is difficult to read, but it can be changed in the settings.
A Google User
Apr 18, 2014
No way to change font!! There is simply no way or method to change the font, as is advertised... Very disappointing that the developer choose to mislead potential users of this app in this way. Maybe you can change the font if your phone has a menu button, but what about the people like me, whose phones do not have a menu button?? We are stuck with an unreadable font! Uninstalled.
A Google User
Mar 5, 2014
Crap Can't change fonts
A Google User
Jan 6, 2014
It's ok, but some of the insult parts keep reappearing, and that's kind of boring. Add dome more parts, and it will be perfection!
A Google User
Nov 11, 2013
Excellent It's a great app