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Spam Fortune Lite


A new take on the classic Unix fortune program, complete with all the wit and whimsy of the original, now in a fun and friendly program to enjoy on your phone. The fortunes are chosen randomly from thirty-five categories (you can select the ones you like) of interesting quotes, sayings, jokes, riddles, adages, verses, passages, and stories. They vary from downright funny to inspiring to truly geeky. Enjoy a quiet chuckle by yourself or email your favorites to your friends.

It’s the perfect bathroom reader… read as many fortunes as it takes to get the job done!

Features:
• No advertisements
• Over 13000 unique fortunes
• 35 categories
• Share your favorites via email
• It’s free

Quotes from:
• The Bible
• Mark Twain
• Will Rogers
• Oscar Wilde
• Rex Stout (Nero Wolfe)
• Jonny Cash
• Douglas Adams (The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy)
• Gene Roddenberry (Startrek)
• George Lucas (Starwars)
• Rodney Dangerfield
• Groucho Marx
• Julia Childs
• Carl Sagan
• David Letterman
• Pink Floyd
• Cheers
And many, many more…


Categories:
• Art • ascii_art
• Bible • computers
• cookie • definitions
• education • ethnic
• food • fortunes
• humorists • intoxication
• kids • laws
• lixuxcookie • literature
• love • medicine
• men_women • miscellaneous
• news • people
• pets • platitudes
• politics • riddles
• say_what • science
• songs_poems • sports
• startrek • translate_me
• wisdom • work
• zippy

Requires a one time download of ~25 MB.

Recent changes:
- No longer requires ACCESS_NETWORK_STATE permission
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4.2
User ratings
29
Installs
1,000+
Concerns
0
File size
264 kb
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About Spam Fortune Lite
A new take on the classic Unix fortune program, complete with all the wit and whimsy of the original, now in a fun and friendly program to enjoy on your phone. The fortunes are chosen randomly from thirty-five categories (you can select the ones you like) of interesting quotes, sayings, jokes, riddles, adages, verses, passages, and stories. They vary from downright funny to inspiring to truly geeky. Enjoy a quiet chuckle by yourself or email your favorites to your friends.

It’s the perfect bathroom reader… read as many fortunes as it takes to get the job done!

Features:
• No advertisements
• Over 13000 unique fortunes
• 35 categories
• Share your favorites via email
• It’s free

Quotes from:
• The Bible
• Mark Twain
• Will Rogers
• Oscar Wilde
• Rex Stout (Nero Wolfe)
• Jonny Cash
• Douglas Adams (The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy)
• Gene Roddenberry (Startrek)
• George Lucas (Starwars)
• Rodney Dangerfield
• Groucho Marx
• Julia Childs
• Carl Sagan
• David Letterman
• Pink Floyd
• Cheers
And many, many more…


Categories:
• Art • ascii_art
• Bible • computers
• cookie • definitions
• education • ethnic
• food • fortunes
• humorists • intoxication
• kids • laws
• lixuxcookie • literature
• love • medicine
• men_women • miscellaneous
• news • people
• pets • platitudes
• politics • riddles
• say_what • science
• songs_poems • sports
• startrek • translate_me
• wisdom • work
• zippy

Requires a one time download of ~25 MB.

Recent changes:
- No longer requires ACCESS_NETWORK_STATE permission
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A Google User
Jan 16, 2014
Love Love it
A Google User
Feb 2, 2013
Hilarious I love this app. No better motd out there.
A Google User
Feb 2, 2013
Hilarious I love this app. No better motd out there.
A Google User
Sep 21, 2012
Don't try that bullmess Makes you download something else they hope your stupid and won't notice the file size.they should put it all together but they are too late they wasted my time and this company will never hey another dl from me again.
A Google User
Feb 25, 2012
:) Funny