Swagnome

Swagnome


Do you like TheBasedGod? Do you like metronomes? Do you like it when metronomes use Swag? I don't know what that means, but with this app we can have you Swaggin' in no time!
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Use Swagnome to conduct an orchestra, cook, sing, live, cry, preach, gargle, tolerate, run, violate, smoke, swing, die, hug, punch, fish, race, or even lunge! What?!
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For those new to rhythmic Swag the easy to use BPM slider can help you ease into the world of Swagger. We HIGHLY recommend starting at a lower value and slowly raising the speed as your body adjusts to the influx of Swag. At higher BPMs we suggest that you only run Swagnome for no more than an hour. Please exercise caution! This is the most Swag legally allowed without a prescription!

Recent changes:
Added more Swag! Based God Approved!
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Free
70
3.5
User ratings
20
Installs
1,000+
Concerns
0
File size
605 kb
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About Swagnome
Do you like TheBasedGod? Do you like metronomes? Do you like it when metronomes use Swag? I don't know what that means, but with this app we can have you Swaggin' in no time!
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Use Swagnome to conduct an orchestra, cook, sing, live, cry, preach, gargle, tolerate, run, violate, smoke, swing, die, hug, punch, fish, race, or even lunge! What?!
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For those new to rhythmic Swag the easy to use BPM slider can help you ease into the world of Swagger. We HIGHLY recommend starting at a lower value and slowly raising the speed as your body adjusts to the influx of Swag. At higher BPMs we suggest that you only run Swagnome for no more than an hour. Please exercise caution! This is the most Swag legally allowed without a prescription!

Recent changes:
Added more Swag! Based God Approved!

Android Market Comments
A Google User
Apr 15, 2014
.. What do you do with this app?
A Google User
Dec 15, 2013
Useless! No sound, does little of anything. The most useless app i've ever seen. Just flashes the word "Swag" in small text at the top of the screen at an adjustable rate, overlaid on a a blurry pic of a guy staring at a computer.
A Google User
Sep 8, 2013
Super SWAG! That's some toung-twisting swag!
A Google User
Aug 4, 2013
Stupid Grow up
A Google User
May 15, 2013
Wow.. I need new pants...