Ever done something the wrong way?
Taken the long way around to your destination?
Created a monument of inefficiency, perhaps?
Fed up with always pressing the easy button?
Then The Hard Button is for you. Celebrate your selection of the path less traveled with the press of a button! The app will kindly tell you just how efficient you were.
Version 1.0 of The Hard Button includes a button, full speech, and a widget for your home screen.
keywords: sarcasm, humor, hard button, widget, house archaea, casual, parody, easy button
Initial release includes 30 different declarations of your inefficiency and a widget for the home screen.