This Scheme Soundboard features 20 soundbytes of the 4 loveable families on the Scheme, in Kilmarnock.
Marvin and Dayna, the loved-up smacked-up Romeo & Juliet of the Scheme.
Kay, the helpful do-gooder who takes in the waifs and strays of the junkie population of Kilmarnock.
The Cunninghams, the hard-working family fighting to keep their kids off drugs and out the maternity ward.
Kerry, the rough-and-ready lesbian who's one of those girls who looks like she pees standing up.
The Scheme is now showing on BBC channels nationwide, and clips from this popular show are available on BBC iPlayer and youtube.