Want to immerse yourself in the world of social justice without contracting a terminal disease?
Try Tumblr Simulator.
•Generate Tumblr-esque social justice warrior phrases/identities
•Completely free of ads
•No special permissions required, so you know we aren't doing anything 2spooky behind your back
•We are constantly working on adding more content
What's more, you can tell this app is worth installing because of all the one-star reviews butthurt Tumblr users are leaving.
Still not convinced? Just check out what our faithful users have to say:
•"I was completely lost in life; I didn't know who to turn to. I was cold, lonely and confused. I was having lunch in a local cemetery and all of a sudden, a bright light shone upon me. "Rise", a deep voice said. "Go forth and install Tumblr Simulator". 5 years later, I am a happily married man with two kids and a 7-figure income" -Jason, Donut King
•"I'm writing to let you know how much of an impact your app has had on me. I lost 2 kilos in just 36 weeks, and I recommend it to anyone who wants to do the same" -Eugene, Basement dweller
•"Le XD" -Anonymous, 9gag user
•"What is wrONG WITH YOU? YOU NEED SOME SERIOUS MENtal HeLP!1 I CAN'T EVEN" -DashCon attendee, Exemplary member of society
This application is not developed by, or affiliated with Tumblr.
-Lots of new words
-Stability and performance enhancements; unused resources removed
No thanks required; working on this update was our... privilege :^)