Useless

Useless


This app has absolutely no use. Test it and you'll see that it's totally useless. Tens of Scientists of world reputation tried to find it a use but all their attempts ended of failures up to here.

Don't expect anything particular, all its features (none, in fact) are already described in the description. However, because some people are asking questions, here is a non-exhaustive list of all its "unfunctionalities" :

With this app, the first multi-unfunctional application of the world, YOU CAN NOT : Crop your lawn; toast bread; light your cave; take photos; uninstall applications; send e-mails; browse the Internet; cook eggs; send viruses; play Angry Birds, Pokemon or any other game; use it as antivirus; download movies; emulate a game boy advance, a wii or any other console; order articles from ebay; look at videos on YouTube or Dailymotion; spy your friends; look at train times or those of the film shows; take the boat; call by Skype; Browse the Internet anonymously thanks to a proxy; hack a WiFi network ; post on Facebook or Twitter; chat on MSN; make a movie; illegally download applications; earn money at the poker; use it as GPS, Swiss knife, compass, spirit level, flashlight, and more still!

Particularly adapted to the REAL geeks... and to all the others !

The first application really making what it promises: uselessness.

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Due to its fantastic success, this app has been translated into seven different languages and some more are expected for soon. Now available in : french, japanese, dutch, spanish, greek, italian and of course english!

Recent changes:
Translated into spanish, greek and italian.
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4.5
User ratings
3825
Installs
100,000+
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0
File size
139 kb
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About Useless
This app has absolutely no use. Test it and you'll see that it's totally useless. Tens of Scientists of world reputation tried to find it a use but all their attempts ended of failures up to here.

Don't expect anything particular, all its features (none, in fact) are already described in the description. However, because some people are asking questions, here is a non-exhaustive list of all its "unfunctionalities" :

With this app, the first multi-unfunctional application of the world, YOU CAN NOT : Crop your lawn; toast bread; light your cave; take photos; uninstall applications; send e-mails; browse the Internet; cook eggs; send viruses; play Angry Birds, Pokemon or any other game; use it as antivirus; download movies; emulate a game boy advance, a wii or any other console; order articles from ebay; look at videos on YouTube or Dailymotion; spy your friends; look at train times or those of the film shows; take the boat; call by Skype; Browse the Internet anonymously thanks to a proxy; hack a WiFi network ; post on Facebook or Twitter; chat on MSN; make a movie; illegally download applications; earn money at the poker; use it as GPS, Swiss knife, compass, spirit level, flashlight, and more still!

Particularly adapted to the REAL geeks... and to all the others !

The first application really making what it promises: uselessness.

_______________________________

Due to its fantastic success, this app has been translated into seven different languages and some more are expected for soon. Now available in : french, japanese, dutch, spanish, greek, italian and of course english!

Recent changes:
Translated into spanish, greek and italian.

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A Google User
Dec 14, 2014
Great Great app!!! Found soo many uses for it!! I love it, thanks for the app!
A Google User
Dec 11, 2014
Awesome Best app ever made
A Google User
Dec 11, 2014
Awesome It can give enough light to read at night when there's no light around and also(to continue the trolling trend here)my life changed in a BIG way after I used the app coz I used to be a shut in but now after I used the app I became a social and outgoing person with a big and its all thanks to this app. Its is not useless so download it u won't regret it instead u will be thankful to it(troll ends here)(if u don't know what trolling is.....too bad :p)
A Google User
Dec 10, 2014
ChyeA Is best app for you.
A Google User
Dec 10, 2014
Excellnt LOL......gr8 app.....dev has brain......