Useless

Useless


This app has absolutely no use. Test it and you'll see that it's totally useless. Tens of Scientists of world reputation tried to find it a use but all their attempts ended of failures up to here.

Don't expect anything particular, all its features (none, in fact) are already described in the description. However, because some people are asking questions, here is a non-exhaustive list of all its "unfunctionalities" :

With this app, the first multi-unfunctional application of the world, YOU CAN NOT : Crop your lawn; toast bread; light your cave; take photos; uninstall applications; send e-mails; browse the Internet; cook eggs; send viruses; play Angry Birds, Pokemon or any other game; use it as antivirus; download movies; emulate a game boy advance, a wii or any other console; order articles from ebay; look at videos on YouTube or Dailymotion; spy your friends; look at train times or those of the film shows; take the boat; call by Skype; Browse the Internet anonymously thanks to a proxy; hack a WiFi network ; post on Facebook or Twitter; chat on MSN; make a movie; illegally download applications; earn money at the poker; use it as GPS, Swiss knife, compass, spirit level, flashlight, and more still!

Particularly adapted to the REAL geeks... and to all the others !

The first application really making what it promises: uselessness.

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Due to its fantastic success, this app has been translated into seven different languages and some more are expected for soon. Now available in : french, japanese, dutch, spanish, greek, italian and of course english!

Recent changes:
Translated into spanish, greek and italian.
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Free
89
4.5
User ratings
4055
Installs
100,000+
Concerns
0
File size
139 kb
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About Useless
This app has absolutely no use. Test it and you'll see that it's totally useless. Tens of Scientists of world reputation tried to find it a use but all their attempts ended of failures up to here.

Don't expect anything particular, all its features (none, in fact) are already described in the description. However, because some people are asking questions, here is a non-exhaustive list of all its "unfunctionalities" :

With this app, the first multi-unfunctional application of the world, YOU CAN NOT : Crop your lawn; toast bread; light your cave; take photos; uninstall applications; send e-mails; browse the Internet; cook eggs; send viruses; play Angry Birds, Pokemon or any other game; use it as antivirus; download movies; emulate a game boy advance, a wii or any other console; order articles from ebay; look at videos on YouTube or Dailymotion; spy your friends; look at train times or those of the film shows; take the boat; call by Skype; Browse the Internet anonymously thanks to a proxy; hack a WiFi network ; post on Facebook or Twitter; chat on MSN; make a movie; illegally download applications; earn money at the poker; use it as GPS, Swiss knife, compass, spirit level, flashlight, and more still!

Particularly adapted to the REAL geeks... and to all the others !

The first application really making what it promises: uselessness.

_______________________________

Due to its fantastic success, this app has been translated into seven different languages and some more are expected for soon. Now available in : french, japanese, dutch, spanish, greek, italian and of course english!

Recent changes:
Translated into spanish, greek and italian.

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Android Market Comments
A Google User
Jan 23, 2015
Wow it's certainly one must download it
A Google User
Jan 22, 2015
I fell for it :/ This is a great strategy for getting people to download it just to see if its actually something or not.
A Google User
Jan 19, 2015
Not 100% useless. Good app, does exactly what it says. However, it has some text in it and that means it's not 100% useless because you can practice your english when reading that text. That's why I rate 4.
A Google User
Jan 17, 2015
mat band pad Salya,, Salya Tuch motha useless ahe
A Google User
Jan 16, 2015
Best app Best app,it says its useless but its really good its a really fun game ,download you will won't believe how's good this app reallllly is I use it ever6yyyyyyy day I'm addicted 2 this!!!!!