Useless

Useless


This app has absolutely no use. Test it and you'll see that it's totally useless. Tens of Scientists of world reputation tried to find it a use but all their attempts ended of failures up to here.

Don't expect anything particular, all its features (none, in fact) are already described in the description. However, because some people are asking questions, here is a non-exhaustive list of all its "unfunctionalities" :

With this app, the first multi-unfunctional application of the world, YOU CAN NOT : Crop your lawn; toast bread; light your cave; take photos; uninstall applications; send e-mails; browse the Internet; cook eggs; send viruses; play Angry Birds, Pokemon or any other game; use it as antivirus; download movies; emulate a game boy advance, a wii or any other console; order articles from ebay; look at videos on YouTube or Dailymotion; spy your friends; look at train times or those of the film shows; take the boat; call by Skype; Browse the Internet anonymously thanks to a proxy; hack a WiFi network ; post on Facebook or Twitter; chat on MSN; make a movie; illegally download applications; earn money at the poker; use it as GPS, Swiss knife, compass, spirit level, flashlight, and more still!

Particularly adapted to the REAL geeks... and to all the others !

The first application really making what it promises: uselessness.

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Due to its fantastic success, this app has been translated into seven different languages and some more are expected for soon. Now available in : french, japanese, dutch, spanish, greek, italian and of course english!

Recent changes:
Translated into spanish, greek and italian.
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4.5
User ratings
3489
Installs
100,000+
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0
File size
139 kb
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About Useless
This app has absolutely no use. Test it and you'll see that it's totally useless. Tens of Scientists of world reputation tried to find it a use but all their attempts ended of failures up to here.

Don't expect anything particular, all its features (none, in fact) are already described in the description. However, because some people are asking questions, here is a non-exhaustive list of all its "unfunctionalities" :

With this app, the first multi-unfunctional application of the world, YOU CAN NOT : Crop your lawn; toast bread; light your cave; take photos; uninstall applications; send e-mails; browse the Internet; cook eggs; send viruses; play Angry Birds, Pokemon or any other game; use it as antivirus; download movies; emulate a game boy advance, a wii or any other console; order articles from ebay; look at videos on YouTube or Dailymotion; spy your friends; look at train times or those of the film shows; take the boat; call by Skype; Browse the Internet anonymously thanks to a proxy; hack a WiFi network ; post on Facebook or Twitter; chat on MSN; make a movie; illegally download applications; earn money at the poker; use it as GPS, Swiss knife, compass, spirit level, flashlight, and more still!

Particularly adapted to the REAL geeks... and to all the others !

The first application really making what it promises: uselessness.

_______________________________

Due to its fantastic success, this app has been translated into seven different languages and some more are expected for soon. Now available in : french, japanese, dutch, spanish, greek, italian and of course english!

Recent changes:
Translated into spanish, greek and italian.

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A Google User
Sep 10, 2014
Fantastic! I love it! Finally I have an app that I have absolutely no use for. Great job dev! :D
A Google User
Sep 5, 2014
This is incredible.
A Google User
Sep 3, 2014
Useless Why does this all even have exist
A Google User
Sep 3, 2014
DO NOT DOWNLOAD This app ruined my life. I spent hours upon hours looking for a use. Hours soon became days, days became weeks, weeks became months, and so on. ITS BEEN THREE YEARS SINCE I DOWNLOADED, and I have been using this app nonstop, with an exception of the fappening, which EVERYONE dropped everything for. BUT AFTER 3 LONG YEARS, I HAVE FOUND A USE FOR THIS APP. I WILL REVEAL THE USE ONLY UPON RECEIVING A REFUND
A Google User
Sep 3, 2014
Fantastic Lives up to the hype thoroughly, and works well with my phone!