Useless

Useless


This app has absolutely no use. Test it and you'll see that it's totally useless. Tens of Scientists of world reputation tried to find it a use but all their attempts ended of failures up to here.

Don't expect anything particular, all its features (none, in fact) are already described in the description. However, because some people are asking questions, here is a non-exhaustive list of all its "unfunctionalities" :

With this app, the first multi-unfunctional application of the world, YOU CAN NOT : Crop your lawn; toast bread; light your cave; take photos; uninstall applications; send e-mails; browse the Internet; cook eggs; send viruses; play Angry Birds, Pokemon or any other game; use it as antivirus; download movies; emulate a game boy advance, a wii or any other console; order articles from ebay; look at videos on YouTube or Dailymotion; spy your friends; look at train times or those of the film shows; take the boat; call by Skype; Browse the Internet anonymously thanks to a proxy; hack a WiFi network ; post on Facebook or Twitter; chat on MSN; make a movie; illegally download applications; earn money at the poker; use it as GPS, Swiss knife, compass, spirit level, flashlight, and more still!

Particularly adapted to the REAL geeks... and to all the others !

The first application really making what it promises: uselessness.

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Due to its fantastic success, this app has been translated into seven different languages and some more are expected for soon. Now available in : french, japanese, dutch, spanish, greek, italian and of course english!

Recent changes:
Translated into spanish, greek and italian.
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4.5
User ratings
3332
Installs
100,000+
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0
File size
139 kb
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About Useless
This app has absolutely no use. Test it and you'll see that it's totally useless. Tens of Scientists of world reputation tried to find it a use but all their attempts ended of failures up to here.

Don't expect anything particular, all its features (none, in fact) are already described in the description. However, because some people are asking questions, here is a non-exhaustive list of all its "unfunctionalities" :

With this app, the first multi-unfunctional application of the world, YOU CAN NOT : Crop your lawn; toast bread; light your cave; take photos; uninstall applications; send e-mails; browse the Internet; cook eggs; send viruses; play Angry Birds, Pokemon or any other game; use it as antivirus; download movies; emulate a game boy advance, a wii or any other console; order articles from ebay; look at videos on YouTube or Dailymotion; spy your friends; look at train times or those of the film shows; take the boat; call by Skype; Browse the Internet anonymously thanks to a proxy; hack a WiFi network ; post on Facebook or Twitter; chat on MSN; make a movie; illegally download applications; earn money at the poker; use it as GPS, Swiss knife, compass, spirit level, flashlight, and more still!

Particularly adapted to the REAL geeks... and to all the others !

The first application really making what it promises: uselessness.

_______________________________

Due to its fantastic success, this app has been translated into seven different languages and some more are expected for soon. Now available in : french, japanese, dutch, spanish, greek, italian and of course english!

Recent changes:
Translated into spanish, greek and italian.

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A Google User
Jul 20, 2014
I can make a use of it! I can make use by turning it in to a MMO or a Rpg game please consider my offer to make a use of it.
A Google User
Jul 14, 2014
Not useless It has words which fire neuron in my brain and make me smarter and make me smile. I was hoping for a really useless app
A Google User
Jul 12, 2014
Amazing! It's the only ad that prompt me to install an app successfully. It's really absolutely useless, as they promised.
A Google User
Jul 12, 2014
Super like Been using this for 6 months.. las update sucks (it added a functionality.. I can read my book with its light).. any way i'll reinstall this when that's removed.. 4 bcoz it has room for improvement :D
A Google User
Jul 2, 2014
Life changing