Vortex

Vortex


NOW INFUSED WITH LEPRECHAUN MOJO!

**Thanks everybody who have commented and promoted this app in true Three Wolf Moon fashion. Without all of you, this app wouldn't exist. Development is underway to add some actual features to this app**

Would you like the power to punch a lion in the mouth? ...The mental fortitude to drill a hole through the sun with your mind? ...The audacity to tell your significant other to make you some pie? ...The infallible epicness to take over the world? ...The ability to gather a trio of wolves and have them howl at the moon whilst being captured by an artist for later portrayal on a T-shirt?

If you answered yes to any of the above, or to any other question for that matter, then Vortex is FOR YOU!


Conceived by an infinite number of aardvarks on an infinite number of antique computers, Vortex is a revolution in Android application design.

Not only can you tame wild animals, you can impress your friends, and make all your wildest dreams come true!*

[[ Now with support for Tegra devices, and Xperia PLAY and arc ]]

(*Dreams not actually guaranteed to come true. For full terms and conditions, please contact developer. This application not actually guaranteed to do anything at all.)

Recent changes:
-- Epicness increased by 17%

-- Easter Eggs enabled

-- Awesomeness potential increased exponentially!

-- It's Just Better!! (Tell Your Friends!)

(New permissions (Internet access) are required by AdMob and not part of my code!)
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Free
64
3.2
User ratings
204
Installs
10,000+
Concerns
0
File size
258 kb
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About Vortex
NOW INFUSED WITH LEPRECHAUN MOJO!

**Thanks everybody who have commented and promoted this app in true Three Wolf Moon fashion. Without all of you, this app wouldn't exist. Development is underway to add some actual features to this app**

Would you like the power to punch a lion in the mouth? ...The mental fortitude to drill a hole through the sun with your mind? ...The audacity to tell your significant other to make you some pie? ...The infallible epicness to take over the world? ...The ability to gather a trio of wolves and have them howl at the moon whilst being captured by an artist for later portrayal on a T-shirt?

If you answered yes to any of the above, or to any other question for that matter, then Vortex is FOR YOU!


Conceived by an infinite number of aardvarks on an infinite number of antique computers, Vortex is a revolution in Android application design.

Not only can you tame wild animals, you can impress your friends, and make all your wildest dreams come true!*

[[ Now with support for Tegra devices, and Xperia PLAY and arc ]]

(*Dreams not actually guaranteed to come true. For full terms and conditions, please contact developer. This application not actually guaranteed to do anything at all.)

Recent changes:
-- Epicness increased by 17%

-- Easter Eggs enabled

-- Awesomeness potential increased exponentially!

-- It's Just Better!! (Tell Your Friends!)

(New permissions (Internet access) are required by AdMob and not part of my code!)
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A Google User
Aug 18, 2014
Holy sack lunch. I sucked before I downloaded this app. I only downloaded it today and I already own a monkey, am dating a trapeze artist and have defeated Altrax, Lord of Sorrow. This app is the biz! I can't wait for tomorrow!
A Google User
Apr 18, 2014
Best app ever Pure amazement and wonder :)
A Google User
Nov 16, 2013
Hilarious i loved this app before i installed it, true hope knowing that it's always there for me. i knew life will never be the same again
A Google User
Oct 7, 2013
So simple, so AWESOME! Since starting to use this app, my life has improved beyond belief. An instruction manual is clearly needed for those who just don't get it. I would pay any amount for a pro version of this app. Incredible!!!
A Google User
Aug 6, 2013
Don't believe all the hype. This app is BETTER THAN WHAT YOU'VE HEARD I could help you, but that would require me to leave the Vortex. I'm now over 9,000.