What Would I Say?

What Would I Say?


"What Would I Say?" automatically generates Facebook posts that sound like you! The results are often hilarious (and sometimes nonsensical) -- it all depends on what you've written on Facebook.

Technically speaking, it trains a Markov Bot based on a mixture model of bigram and unigram probabilities derived from your past post history. Don't worry, we don't store any of your personal information anywhere. In fact, we don't even have a database! All computations are done client side, so only your device ever sees your post history.

Here are a few of our favorite examples:

"These ubiquitous creatures are recruited using scholarships." -PrincetonUniversityBot

"President Eisgruber greets the president on behalf of an EKG that includes black squirrels." -PrincetonUniversityBot

"We can't do it." -BarackObamaBot

"Save the environment, cancel quals." -EdwardBot

"Why you should never touch raw chicken with electricity." -DanielBot

Recent changes:
- Improved Status Generation
- Fixed a bug that was causing crashes
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About What Would I Say?
"What Would I Say?" automatically generates Facebook posts that sound like you! The results are often hilarious (and sometimes nonsensical) -- it all depends on what you've written on Facebook.

Technically speaking, it trains a Markov Bot based on a mixture model of bigram and unigram probabilities derived from your past post history. Don't worry, we don't store any of your personal information anywhere. In fact, we don't even have a database! All computations are done client side, so only your device ever sees your post history.

Here are a few of our favorite examples:

"These ubiquitous creatures are recruited using scholarships." -PrincetonUniversityBot

"President Eisgruber greets the president on behalf of an EKG that includes black squirrels." -PrincetonUniversityBot

"We can't do it." -BarackObamaBot

"Save the environment, cancel quals." -EdwardBot

"Why you should never touch raw chicken with electricity." -DanielBot

Recent changes:
- Improved Status Generation
- Fixed a bug that was causing crashes

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A Google User
Jan 30, 2015
It's so funny I love the mashed up sentences because of the fact they don't make sense. People are saying this app is bad because of that when I think it just adds to the fun of reading it out loud
A Google User
Jan 13, 2015
srsly this was kind of really disappointing man it just gets your old statuses and jumbles them up which I expected but cOME ON like really??? you couldn't even make it grammatically correct??
A Google User
Jan 12, 2015
Bible of the MES
A Google User
Jan 9, 2015
Awful All this does is take random words you've previously used in statuses or comments and puts them together. Whether or not it makes any sence I may add.
A Google User
Dec 28, 2014
Ignore the bad reviews - this app does exactly what it says and it's hilarious!
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