What Would I Say?

What Would I Say?


"What Would I Say?" automatically generates Facebook posts that sound like you! The results are often hilarious (and sometimes nonsensical) -- it all depends on what you've written on Facebook.

Technically speaking, it trains a Markov Bot based on a mixture model of bigram and unigram probabilities derived from your past post history. Don't worry, we don't store any of your personal information anywhere. In fact, we don't even have a database! All computations are done client side, so only your device ever sees your post history.

Here are a few of our favorite examples:

"These ubiquitous creatures are recruited using scholarships." -PrincetonUniversityBot

"President Eisgruber greets the president on behalf of an EKG that includes black squirrels." -PrincetonUniversityBot

"We can't do it." -BarackObamaBot

"Save the environment, cancel quals." -EdwardBot

"Why you should never touch raw chicken with electricity." -DanielBot

Recent changes:
- Improved Status Generation
- Fixed a bug that was causing crashes
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About What Would I Say?
"What Would I Say?" automatically generates Facebook posts that sound like you! The results are often hilarious (and sometimes nonsensical) -- it all depends on what you've written on Facebook.

Technically speaking, it trains a Markov Bot based on a mixture model of bigram and unigram probabilities derived from your past post history. Don't worry, we don't store any of your personal information anywhere. In fact, we don't even have a database! All computations are done client side, so only your device ever sees your post history.

Here are a few of our favorite examples:

"These ubiquitous creatures are recruited using scholarships." -PrincetonUniversityBot

"President Eisgruber greets the president on behalf of an EKG that includes black squirrels." -PrincetonUniversityBot

"We can't do it." -BarackObamaBot

"Save the environment, cancel quals." -EdwardBot

"Why you should never touch raw chicken with electricity." -DanielBot

Recent changes:
- Improved Status Generation
- Fixed a bug that was causing crashes

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A Google User
6 days ago
LOL I was literally laughing out loud it's hilarious how random this thing gets! I wish it's accessible with Twitter too tho, then I'd give 5 stars :D
A Google User
6 days ago
Absolute crap. Dont waste your time downloading it!
A Google User
Jul 24, 2014
So dumb It just jumbles words together that make no sense.
A Google User
Jul 23, 2014
Expand to all my social networks! PLEASE! Amazing! Only Facebook is the ONLY issue! I wish it could combine all my internet posts and let me decide where to post it.
A Google User
Jul 17, 2014
Needs to support international characters Does the job but can't seem to handle international characters such as the Swedish ÅÄÖ. The web page version does it well.