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What Would I Say?


"What Would I Say?" automatically generates Facebook posts that sound like you! The results are often hilarious (and sometimes nonsensical) -- it all depends on what you've written on Facebook.

Technically speaking, it trains a Markov Bot based on a mixture model of bigram and unigram probabilities derived from your past post history. Don't worry, we don't store any of your personal information anywhere. In fact, we don't even have a database! All computations are done client side, so only your device ever sees your post history.

Here are a few of our favorite examples:

"These ubiquitous creatures are recruited using scholarships." -PrincetonUniversityBot

"President Eisgruber greets the president on behalf of an EKG that includes black squirrels." -PrincetonUniversityBot

"We can't do it." -BarackObamaBot

"Save the environment, cancel quals." -EdwardBot

"Why you should never touch raw chicken with electricity." -DanielBot

Recent changes:
- Improved Status Generation
- Fixed a bug that was causing crashes
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Free
66
3.3
User ratings
385
Installs
10,000+
Concerns
1
File size
1654 kb
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About What Would I Say?
"What Would I Say?" automatically generates Facebook posts that sound like you! The results are often hilarious (and sometimes nonsensical) -- it all depends on what you've written on Facebook.

Technically speaking, it trains a Markov Bot based on a mixture model of bigram and unigram probabilities derived from your past post history. Don't worry, we don't store any of your personal information anywhere. In fact, we don't even have a database! All computations are done client side, so only your device ever sees your post history.

Here are a few of our favorite examples:

"These ubiquitous creatures are recruited using scholarships." -PrincetonUniversityBot

"President Eisgruber greets the president on behalf of an EKG that includes black squirrels." -PrincetonUniversityBot

"We can't do it." -BarackObamaBot

"Save the environment, cancel quals." -EdwardBot

"Why you should never touch raw chicken with electricity." -DanielBot

Recent changes:
- Improved Status Generation
- Fixed a bug that was causing crashes

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A Google User
Oct 9, 2014
Pretty terrible
A Google User
Sep 25, 2014
Pretty funny Only funny if you have made a lot of statuses like me xD
A Google User
Sep 4, 2014
It skips any character with accent marks
A Google User
Sep 2, 2014
Just downloaded it and it keeps crashing. If it were possible to give a billionth of a start as a rating, I would. As soon as I download this app and think I'm going to receive a funny/nonsensical status creation, the app crashes. It crashed about a handful of times and still has failed to work.
A Google User
Sep 1, 2014
Hell no Its just mixes words from other status!