What Would I Say?

What Would I Say?


"What Would I Say?" automatically generates Facebook posts that sound like you! The results are often hilarious (and sometimes nonsensical) -- it all depends on what you've written on Facebook.

Technically speaking, it trains a Markov Bot based on a mixture model of bigram and unigram probabilities derived from your past post history. Don't worry, we don't store any of your personal information anywhere. In fact, we don't even have a database! All computations are done client side, so only your device ever sees your post history.

Here are a few of our favorite examples:

"These ubiquitous creatures are recruited using scholarships." -PrincetonUniversityBot

"President Eisgruber greets the president on behalf of an EKG that includes black squirrels." -PrincetonUniversityBot

"We can't do it." -BarackObamaBot

"Save the environment, cancel quals." -EdwardBot

"Why you should never touch raw chicken with electricity." -DanielBot

Recent changes:
- Improved Status Generation
- Fixed a bug that was causing crashes
Add to list
Free
61
3.1
User ratings
597
Installs
10,000+
Concerns
1
File size
1654 kb
Screenshots
Screenshot of What Would I Say? Screenshot of What Would I Say?
About What Would I Say?
"What Would I Say?" automatically generates Facebook posts that sound like you! The results are often hilarious (and sometimes nonsensical) -- it all depends on what you've written on Facebook.

Technically speaking, it trains a Markov Bot based on a mixture model of bigram and unigram probabilities derived from your past post history. Don't worry, we don't store any of your personal information anywhere. In fact, we don't even have a database! All computations are done client side, so only your device ever sees your post history.

Here are a few of our favorite examples:

"These ubiquitous creatures are recruited using scholarships." -PrincetonUniversityBot

"President Eisgruber greets the president on behalf of an EKG that includes black squirrels." -PrincetonUniversityBot

"We can't do it." -BarackObamaBot

"Save the environment, cancel quals." -EdwardBot

"Why you should never touch raw chicken with electricity." -DanielBot

Recent changes:
- Improved Status Generation
- Fixed a bug that was causing crashes

Android Market Comments
A Google User
Jul 10, 2015
All it does is crash?
A Google User
Jul 10, 2015
Fails Fails immediately upon spacebook sign in, rendering it a Failsure
A Google User
Jul 8, 2015
Bbbbaaaaadddd Never works
A Google User
Jul 8, 2015
Keeps crashing on start up. This is ridiculous. Please fix. I just downloaded it and try connecting it to my fb and now it keeps crashing when I restart the app.
A Google User
Jul 7, 2015
Used to work but now it crashes upon opening.
Version 1000000
Version 1000000