What Would I Say?

What Would I Say?


"What Would I Say?" automatically generates Facebook posts that sound like you! The results are often hilarious (and sometimes nonsensical) -- it all depends on what you've written on Facebook.

Technically speaking, it trains a Markov Bot based on a mixture model of bigram and unigram probabilities derived from your past post history. Don't worry, we don't store any of your personal information anywhere. In fact, we don't even have a database! All computations are done client side, so only your device ever sees your post history.

Here are a few of our favorite examples:

"These ubiquitous creatures are recruited using scholarships." -PrincetonUniversityBot

"President Eisgruber greets the president on behalf of an EKG that includes black squirrels." -PrincetonUniversityBot

"We can't do it." -BarackObamaBot

"Save the environment, cancel quals." -EdwardBot

"Why you should never touch raw chicken with electricity." -DanielBot

Recent changes:
- Improved Status Generation
- Fixed a bug that was causing crashes
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About What Would I Say?
"What Would I Say?" automatically generates Facebook posts that sound like you! The results are often hilarious (and sometimes nonsensical) -- it all depends on what you've written on Facebook.

Technically speaking, it trains a Markov Bot based on a mixture model of bigram and unigram probabilities derived from your past post history. Don't worry, we don't store any of your personal information anywhere. In fact, we don't even have a database! All computations are done client side, so only your device ever sees your post history.

Here are a few of our favorite examples:

"These ubiquitous creatures are recruited using scholarships." -PrincetonUniversityBot

"President Eisgruber greets the president on behalf of an EKG that includes black squirrels." -PrincetonUniversityBot

"We can't do it." -BarackObamaBot

"Save the environment, cancel quals." -EdwardBot

"Why you should never touch raw chicken with electricity." -DanielBot

Recent changes:
- Improved Status Generation
- Fixed a bug that was causing crashes

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A Google User
Aug 2, 2014
Makes no sense. It makes no sense what so ever. It only takes your past statuses and mixes them up and makes no sense.
A Google User
Jul 26, 2014
LOL I was literally laughing out loud it's hilarious how random this thing gets! I wish it's accessible with Twitter too tho, then I'd give 5 stars :D
A Google User
Jul 26, 2014
Absolute crap. Dont waste your time downloading it!
A Google User
Jul 24, 2014
So dumb It just jumbles words together that make no sense.
A Google User
Jul 23, 2014
Expand to all my social networks! PLEASE! Amazing! Only Facebook is the ONLY issue! I wish it could combine all my internet posts and let me decide where to post it.