Witzopedia - this hilarious app is the most comprehensive collection of the best jokes, sayings, riddles, and quotes in the German language. You can add your best adages yourself, have them rated by other users and climb up in the ranking. So there is something new to read and chuckle at every day, just in case the 25000 jokes weren't enough. Use this app to learn German with a lot of fun.
From the classic Mercedes A-Class jokes to the nasty blonde jokes right through to the old tongue twisters, all the entries are split into over 25 categories.
With this free joke app you'll be the joker at every party. We have the best birthday quotes. No matter whether it's a bloke joke or a girls' gag, it never gets old.
For adults we have the viagra, the toilet humour and the dirty categories. Of course the classic characters, like Chuck Norris, Bill Clinton, Al Bundy, Harald Schmidt and Barney Stinson, are all in there too.
To tease your friends or your foes, we recommend the occupational categories. Whether they're a civil servant, a farmer, a graduate, a student, a doctor, a lawyer, a politician, a broker, a footballer or a schoolboy, we have just the thing.
For those who like black comedy we have the famous last words, cannibals, dares, beer and drugs collections
As a result of the experiences with the old version and the fantastic user feedback we got, the app has now been completely redeveloped.
The following features are now included:
- Completely new and up-to-date user interface
- Optimized for tablets
- This app has exclusively German jokes
- Offline functionality as all the data is stored locally when you first start the app
- Every time you then start the app, only the updates are downloaded, minimizing the data usage
- The new version has been expanded to include the community domain. You can now publish jokes yourself, rate others and report any that are inappropriate
- Points are given for the following: 1 point - giving a rating, 15 points - joke published (and accepted by moderator), 1 point if your joke gets a 3 star rating, 2 points for 4 star rating and 3 points for 5 star rating
- You can manage your favourites list
- You can easily send jokes to friends via Text, Email, Facebook, Twitter and Google+
- The app has been tested on more than 30 different phones and tablets
- Racist (against Turks, Jews, Albanians, blacks, and other nations and countries) and strongly offensive entries (your mama...) will be removed by the moderators
Please leave a comment to report any bugs or submit any feedback you have.
Server was completly redeveloped. As we got a lot of spam new jokes will be checked first with a spam filter and than manually by a moderator. The result should be the best jokes selection available. Points are given for the following: 1 point - giving a rating, 15 points - joke published (and accepted by moderator), 1 point if your joke gets a 3 star rating, 2 points for 4 star rating and 3 points for 5 star rating.