Shotgun smite attack the undead hordes as they seek to slay you by consuming your face! More zombies come as time goes on - yet untold shotgun power ups yield the key to salvation! Left thumb stick to guide character, touch screen to fire.
-Get introspective look into the souls of men who claim such amazing reviews such as "worst game ever" and "Horrible game!!!"
-See how a man can waste just a weekend to get such scathing reviews to receive 1.8 stars!
-Get enough upgrades to break the incredibly simple shooting mechanic and crash the app!
-Know where your dollar is going - 1.8, it will not be good, and you will not be underwhelmed!
-Be passionate about wasting your dollar, and know that when commenting harshly, someone may or may not read it! A good life lesson on the absurdity on life.
-added multitouch controls
-blindly compiled without testing
-didn't even zipalign the package (which would probably take 2-3 minutes)
-it is open source which makes it inherently better/superior/more fun. if you want something added, you get to submit a patch. note the power and excellence of hyperbole
-added self debasing and absurd review you get to enjoy for FREE