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Finally! Top scientists have made a zombie communication breakthrough*! Studies have found that certain vocalizations are understood by the undead and have been proven to communicate with Zombies*.
The question is, are you prepared for the zombie apocalypse? Unless you have this app your answer is NO*.
Since the CDC has issued what to do when (NOT IF) the zombie apocalypse happens, it will be imperative that you do more than train and stockpile food and weapons.
Add this lifesaving app to your arsenal. This app provides with a touch of a button a way for you to communicate with the walking dead, from meal preference to how they light up a room*. This tool will help in saving your life*.
It's simple, select the phrase to translate and press play. The translator will immediately translate and play a message understandable by zombies*.
(*Statements possibly not based on fact)