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Video Comic-Effing Brutal!

Mon, 25 Apr 2011 01:19:39 +0000

EFFING BRUTAL!
Video Graphic Novel!

This is the most insane graphic novel EVER! And the FIRST to be turned into a full motion video graphic novel (we originally released this BEFORE the Watchmen DVD came out).

Dive into the strange and oft disturbing sub-culture of cross-dressing urban cults and un-heroes! Set in Seattle, Effing Brutal tells the story of Josh, a transvestite-in-denial, who believes he's Tori Amos. Josh and his chronically bleeding Kung-Fu sidekick Larry inadvertently join a transvestite cult known as the “Strict Nine”. At war with the Strict Nine are a violent skateboarder cult known only as the V.O.T.S. (or: Victims Of The System) who are obsessed with heavy-metal guitarist Chris Impellitteri. In the midst of this alt-cult war, Josh is kidnapped by the V.O.T.S., and in order to rescue him, Larry must call upon the unlikeliest team of superheroes on Earth: TEAM BRUTAL!

Voiced by award-winning actors, with dark ethereal music and effects, this video graphic novel will take you away to a strange world you will never want to escape from!

written and produced by Brian Labrecque

2 FULL hours of SUPER-LOSER SUPERHERO BRUTALITY!

Basic Instructions

Thu, 15 Apr 2010 14:10:59 +0000

The full version of the official Basic Instructions App.

Basic Instructions is a thrice weekly web comic.

View all of Scott Meyer's Basic Instructions comics quickly on your phone or tablet.

Full version features:
*Entire Basic Instructions Archive (Over 400 Comics)
*Scott's Favorites
*Search
*No Ads

Please email me for support or with feedback.

Recent changes:
1.9.5
* Major bugfixes and performance improvements. Apologies to everyone who has been having problems with the app. It should be better than ever now.

1.9
* Fixed bug where comics were not displaying properly.
* Updated to Holo Style

Basic Instructions Lite

Thu, 25 Mar 2010 18:10:48 +0000

The official Basic Instructions application.

Download, view, and share Scott Meyer's latest Basic Instructions comics on your android device.

The lite version only shows the latest 10 comics.

The full version with the entire Basic Instructions archive is on sale for only $1.99!

Please email me for support with any problems.

Recent changes:
Fixed bug where comics were not being shown.
Updated to Android Holo Style

Confucius Say...

Sun, 28 Nov 2010 06:43:39 +0000

Confucius Say, The funniest Confucius Say jokes around.
Contains dirty jokes...

kw: joke, jokes, funny, fun, Confucius facts, Confucius jokes, Confucius sayings, Famous Confucius sayings, Famous Confucius Quotes

Recent changes:
v1.10 - Now you can send your favorite joke to your friends via text message!

Little Johnny Jokes

Thu, 25 Nov 2010 20:42:38 +0000

Over 1100 of the infamous 'Little Johnny' jokes. ***Strongest possible warning, These jokes are rude, dirty, contain swearing and will offend most people***

*Think you’re funnier; then submit your own jokes for inclusion in the app and get the credit too.

*Warning, these jokes contain swearing and topics of an adult nature and as such are intended only for grown ups. Please do not download if you easily offend you will only get upset*

*New jokes added weekly
*Submit your own joke for inclusion in the app.
*Move to SD card (android 2.2+ only.)
*This app will remember were you are up to even if you turn off your phone or update the app
*Share with SMS/Email
*Random joke button
*Hold the left arrow to go back to the start
*Hold the right arrow to go to the end
*Link to developer’s other apps in the market
*Change the size of the text
*Change the color of the text
*Change the style of the text
*Change the background
*Rate the app

Examples of what's inside (jokes are not censored in the app):

"The Teacher said to little Johnny, "use harassment in a sentence."
Little Johnny said, " Her mouth said no, but her ass meant yes.""

"During class little Johnny kept swearing, everything was f**k this and f**k that. Teacher "Johnny, that is not a word a ten year old should be using"
Johnny "there are worse words than that miss, like murder and death"
Teacher "No Johnny, the word you keep saying is much, much worse than murder and death"
Johnny "I disagree miss, I bet you would rather be f****d than killed""

"One night, Little Johnny went to sleep and dreamt his Uncle Bill died. He woke up and that evening, his dad got a call saying that Uncle Bill died. The next night, Little Johnny went to sleep and dreamt his Aunt Joy died. He woke up, and then that evening, his dad got a call saying that Aunt Joy died. He told his daddy, "Two days ago, I had a dream Uncle Bill died, and then yesterday, I had a dream Aunt Joy died. His dad said, "that's just a coincidence." The next morning he tells his dad, "I had a dream that my dad died." His dad was terrified. He had the worst day at work and took every precaution. He didn't eat any of the food in case of food poisoning, and he drove slowly in case of a car wreck. When he finally got home, Little Johnny's mom asks him how his day at work was. "Much more horrible than your day I'm sure," his dad replied. "I don't know," said his mom, "The milkman dropped dead on the front porch today!"

"Little Johnny is passing his parents' bedroom in the middle of the night, in search of a glass of water. Hearing a lot of moaning and thumping, he peeks in and catches his folks in The Act. Before dad can even react, Little Johnny exclaims "Oh, boy! Horsy ride! Daddy, can I ride on your back?"

Daddy is relieved that Johnny's not asking more uncomfortable questions and seeing the opportunity not to break his stride, agrees.

Johnny hops on and daddy starts going to town. Pretty soon mommy starts moaning and gasping.

Johnny cries out "HANG ON TIGHT DADDY! This is the part where me and the milkman usually get bucked off!""

N.B. Permissions are required by the Ad networks, which keep the app free.

*****Disclaimer*****
Appsolutely Fabulous, takes no responsibility, for the content of this app. None of the jokes were written by anyone at Appsolutely Fabulous, they were all either sourced form the internet or sent in by the users of this app. We accept no blame for any offense caused, care has been taken to remove offensive jokes, however it you are offended by any of the jokes please report them to us via the app and we will consider the joke for removal.

Recent changes:
3.3.4 New Jokes Added

3.3.3 Small Bug Fix

3.3.2 New Jokes added, some repeats removed and spelling improved.

3.3.1 Menu updated, info button changed to menu.

3.3.0 New jokes added, menu graphics added, report jokes for offensive content, bad spelling or because its a repeat.

3.2.11 New Jokes Added

3.2.10 New Jokes Added

3.2.9 New Jokes Added

3.2.8 Save favorites bug fixed.

3.2.7 Small bug fix

3.2.6 New Jokes Added

3.2.5 Small bug fix

3.2.4 New Jokes Added

Random Facts

Fri, 26 Nov 2010 05:03:06 +0000

** UPDATE** Over the course of the next few weeks I will be doing a massive overhaul on the fact database. There's a lot to sift through, so bear with me.

Random Facts has thousands of facts. There are silly facts, animal facts, science facts, completely random out of the blue facts, and much more.

Random Facts is simple to use. Just click back, next to navigate through the constantly growing database of facts, or roll the dice for a random fact!

If there's a certain fact you want to see, click on the fact counter and enter a number to go to that fact. Play around with random numbers to see which facts you'll get.

If you find a fact you think is funny, outrageous, interesting, or completely ridiculous; Share it with your friends or press the star to add it to your favorites list!

We're always reviewing the database and adding new facts based on your input! So feel free to email us using the Comments/Suggestion button to send us your feedback.

Note: The permissions are required for advertisements. We do not modify or collect any information from you.

Note: Long facts are scrollable.

kw:random facts, food facts, animal facts, space facts, facts, fun facts, cool facts, interesting facts, human facts

Recent changes:
v 1.42 - Fixed Menu Button, Updated Database

Yo Momma Jokes

Fri, 22 Oct 2010 13:14:55 +0000

The best Yo Momma Jokes app for Android!

Laugh at thousands of funny Yo Momma jokes and add your own.

- Thousands of free Yo Momma Jokes! Tons of fun
- Send via email, SMS, text message, Twitter or Facebook
- Add your own funny comment on the Yo Mama jokes
- Make your own profile

Install now and join the fun!

Recent changes:
Follow us on facebook: http://www.facebook.com/SwissCodemonkeys

Version 3.0:
- Beautiful new black & blue theme and light green optional via Settings
- Show better how many followers & following everyone has
- Swipe left and right to switch between daily top, all-time, favorites, etc.
- Place buttons to post pickup lines & comments on screen
- Bigger profile images
- Easy way to give us feedback! (in the dropdown menu)

ZCC GO Locker Theme

Fri, 29 Jun 2012 01:28:06 +0000

Brief Introduction
you can search “Z” to get more relevant theme；
Specially designed for GO Launcher EX. Want an extreme makeover for your phones?
Try it now!

Notice
1. Please make sure you have installed GO Launcher EX V2.58 and GO Locker V1.12 or above.
2. Click Menu>Plugins>GO Locker, choose a theme you like and apply it to your phone.

Thank you for your continued support. Any advice or suggestion is appreciated.
Feel free to contact us if you have any problems or suggestions.
qiuchunyi@gmail.com

Love Quotes

Tue, 07 Feb 2012 17:13:38 +0000

Enjoy the best Love Quotes for Android!

Read all about love, one of the most powerful emotions. Use this app to create affection and build the bonds with your loved ones.

This app allows anyone to share their thoughts, love quotes, sayings and poems. Help decide which quotes make it into the daily top!

- Enjoy the best love quotes and sayings
- Share the most interesting quotes directly to Facebook, Twitter or Email.
- Dive into the app, and get the romance flowing!

Express your emotion about love and romance in the best app for Android!

Keywords: Love Quotes, Romance, Romantic Poems, Valentine, Valentine Quotes, Valentines Day, Passion

Recent changes:
Speedups, fewer crashes.

xkcdViewer

Thu, 14 Jan 2010 13:07:54 +0000

Application for viewing xkcd comics with hover text, favourites, search by title, access to the xkcd archives, and sharing functions.

xkcd is owned by Randall Munroe (http://xkcd.com/).

If you encounter any bugs or have any problems installing, please email the developer.

Features:

* Read xkcd comics and tap to view the alt text
* Star your favorites for later reading
* Share links and images with friends
* Get linked straight to the explain xkcd wiki for explanations
* Search for comics by title
* Reopen at the last comic you read OR the most recent comic (edit your preferences)
* Disable zoom buttons with your preferences

Recent changes:
* Fixed a bug preventing the random button from working correctly.

* On comics with larger images (e.g. #1127), you will be able to see the full image by tapping the comic and selecting "Open Link."