Android apps by APPsolutely Fabulous

Hard Brain Teasers

Thu, 28 Jul 2011 14:31:14 +0000

Over 850 Brain Teasers to get you thinking.

Think they’re too easy? Then submit your own for inclusion in the application and get the credit for doing so.

*New teasers added weekly
*Save favorite teasers
*Submit your own teaser for inclusion in the app.
*Move to SD card (android 2.2+ only.)
*This app will remember were you are up to even if you turn off your phone or update the app
*Share with SMS/Email
*Copy to Clipboard(via menu button), for posting to social networking sites.
*Random teaser button
*Hold the left arrow to go back to the start
*Hold the right arrow to go to the end
*Link to developer’s other apps in the market
*Change the size of the text
*Change the color of the text
*Change the style of the text
*Change the background
*Other layout changes
*Rate the app

Examples of what's inside (Answers are in the app):

If Susan is 10, Arabella is 20, and Jim and Neal are both 5, but Richard is 10, how much is Jennifer by the same system?

A woman had two sons who were born on the same hour of the same day of the same year but they were not twins. How could this be so?

How would you rearrange the letters in the words new door to make one word? Note: There is only one correct answer.

The man who invented it, doesn't want it. The man who bought it, doesn't need it. The man who needs it, doesn't know it. What is it?

When asked how old she was, Mary replied, "In two years I will be twice as old as I was five years ago." How old is she?

*****Disclaimer*****
Appsolutely Fabulous, takes no responsibility, for the content of this app. None of the teasers were written by anyone at Appsolutely Fabulous, they were all either sourced form the internet or sent in by the users of this app. We accept no blame for any offense caused, care has been taken to remove offensive teasers, however it you are offended by any of the jokes please report them to us via the app and we will consider the joke for removal.

Recent changes:
3.3.3 Small Bug fix

3.3.2 New teasers added

3.3.1 Menu updated, info button changed to menu.

3.3.0 New jokes added, menu graphics added, report jokes for offensive content, bad spelling or because its a repeat.

3.2.6 Sharing improved

3.2.5 New teasers added

3.2.4 New teasers added

3.2.3 New teasers added

3.2.2 Small bug fix

3.2.1 New teasers added

3.1.5 New teasers added

3.1.4 New teasers added

3.1.3 New teasers added

Funny Adult Sex Jokes

Thu, 11 Nov 2010 19:14:18 +0000

Over 2800 funny sex jokes for adults. If you like funny sex jokes, written by adults for adults then Funny Sex Jokes have the jokes for you. We are fast approaching one million downloads and have the best funny sex jokes for adults in the play store.

*Think you’re funnier; then submit your own jokes for inclusion in the app and get the credit too.

*Warning, these jokes contain swearing and topics of an adult nature and as such are intended only for grown ups. Please do not download if you easily offend you will only get upset*

*New jokes added weekly
*Submit your own joke for inclusion in the app.
*Move to SD card (android 2.2+ only.)
*This app will remember were you are up to even if you turn off your phone or update the app
*Share with SMS/Email
*Random joke button
*Hold the left arrow to go back to the start
*Hold the right arrow to go to the end
*Link to developer’s other apps in the market
*Change the size/color/style of the text
*Change the background
*Rate the app

Examples of what's inside (jokes are not censored in the app):

"A guy dials his home phone from work. A strange woman answers.
The guy says, "Who is this?"
"This is the maid.", answered the woman.
"We don't have a maid!"
"I was just hired this morning by the lady of the house."
"Well, this is her husband. Is she there?"
"Ummm .... she's upstairs in the bedroom with someone who I just figured was her husband."
The guy is fuming. He says to the maid, "Listen, would you like to make $50,000?"
"What do I have to do?"
"I want you to get my gun from my desk in the den and shoot that witch and the jerk she is with." The maid puts down the phone. The guy hears footsteps, followed by two gunshots.
The maid comes back to the phone. "What should I do with the bodies?"
"Throw them in the swimming pool!"
"What?! There's no pool here?"
Long pause... "Uh .... is this 221-1811?""

"This husband and wife are staying in a hotel, and after a romantic evening wining and dining they go off to bed. However, as soon as they settled down, the man (not quite ready for slumber) leans over and whispers softly, "Hey snuggle boopy boops, your lickle hubby wubby isn't quite ready for bye-byes yet."
The wife takes the hint and says, "OK, but I have to use the bathroom first." So off she goes but on her way back she trips over a piece of carpet and lands flat on her face.
Her husband jumps up and exclaims in a concerned tone "Oh my little honey bunny, is your nosey-wosey all right?"
No harm is done, so she jumps into bed and they have mad passionate sex for three hours. Afterwards, the wife goes off to the bathroom again, but on her way she trips over the same piece of carpet and again lands flat on her face on the floor.
Her husband looks over and grunts "Clumsy b***h.""

"A women on her deathbed called her husband and instructed him to look under their bed and open the wooden box he found. He was puzzled by the 3 eggs and $7,000 in cash he found in the box, so he asked his wife what the eggs were for.
"Oh those", she replied, "every time we had bad sex, I put an egg in the box".
Not bad, the husband thought to himself, after 35 years of marriage, then he asked, "But what about the $7,000?"
"Oh that", she replied, "every time I got a dozen I sold them.""

"What are three words you dread the most while making love?
"Honey, I'm home.""

"How do you make four old ladies say "F~**K!"?
Get a fifth one to yell "BINGO!""

N.B. Permissions are required by the Ad networks, which keep the app free.

*****Disclaimer*****
Appsolutely Fabulous, takes no responsibility, for the content of this app. None of the jokes were written by anyone at Appsolutely Fabulous, they were all either sourced form the internet or sent in by the users of this app. We accept no blame for any offense caused, care has been taken to remove offensive jokes, however it you are offended by any of the jokes please report them to us via the app and we will consider the joke for removal.

Recent changes:
3.3.5 New Jokes Added

3.3.4 New Jokes Added

3.3.3 New Jokes Added

3.3.2 New Jokes Added, some repeats removed and spelling improved.

3.3.1 Menu updated, info button changed to menu.

3.3.0 New jokes added, menu graphics added, report jokes for offensive content, bad spelling or because its a repeat.

3.2.11 New Jokes Added

3.2.10 Small bug fix

3.2.9 Small bug fix

3.2.8 New Jokes Added

3.2.7 Save favorites bug fixed.

3.2.6 New Jokes Added

3.2.5 Small bug fix

3.2.4 New Jokes Added

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Little Johnny Jokes

Thu, 25 Nov 2010 20:42:38 +0000

Over 1100 of the infamous 'Little Johnny' jokes. ***Strongest possible warning, These jokes are rude, dirty, contain swearing and will offend most people***

*Think you’re funnier; then submit your own jokes for inclusion in the app and get the credit too.

*Warning, these jokes contain swearing and topics of an adult nature and as such are intended only for grown ups. Please do not download if you easily offend you will only get upset*

*New jokes added weekly
*Submit your own joke for inclusion in the app.
*Move to SD card (android 2.2+ only.)
*This app will remember were you are up to even if you turn off your phone or update the app
*Share with SMS/Email
*Random joke button
*Hold the left arrow to go back to the start
*Hold the right arrow to go to the end
*Link to developer’s other apps in the market
*Change the size of the text
*Change the color of the text
*Change the style of the text
*Change the background
*Rate the app

Examples of what's inside (jokes are not censored in the app):

"The Teacher said to little Johnny, "use harassment in a sentence."
Little Johnny said, " Her mouth said no, but her ass meant yes.""

"During class little Johnny kept swearing, everything was f**k this and f**k that. Teacher "Johnny, that is not a word a ten year old should be using"
Johnny "there are worse words than that miss, like murder and death"
Teacher "No Johnny, the word you keep saying is much, much worse than murder and death"
Johnny "I disagree miss, I bet you would rather be f****d than killed""

"One night, Little Johnny went to sleep and dreamt his Uncle Bill died. He woke up and that evening, his dad got a call saying that Uncle Bill died. The next night, Little Johnny went to sleep and dreamt his Aunt Joy died. He woke up, and then that evening, his dad got a call saying that Aunt Joy died. He told his daddy, "Two days ago, I had a dream Uncle Bill died, and then yesterday, I had a dream Aunt Joy died. His dad said, "that's just a coincidence." The next morning he tells his dad, "I had a dream that my dad died." His dad was terrified. He had the worst day at work and took every precaution. He didn't eat any of the food in case of food poisoning, and he drove slowly in case of a car wreck. When he finally got home, Little Johnny's mom asks him how his day at work was. "Much more horrible than your day I'm sure," his dad replied. "I don't know," said his mom, "The milkman dropped dead on the front porch today!"

"Little Johnny is passing his parents' bedroom in the middle of the night, in search of a glass of water. Hearing a lot of moaning and thumping, he peeks in and catches his folks in The Act. Before dad can even react, Little Johnny exclaims "Oh, boy! Horsy ride! Daddy, can I ride on your back?"

Daddy is relieved that Johnny's not asking more uncomfortable questions and seeing the opportunity not to break his stride, agrees.

Johnny hops on and daddy starts going to town. Pretty soon mommy starts moaning and gasping.

Johnny cries out "HANG ON TIGHT DADDY! This is the part where me and the milkman usually get bucked off!""

N.B. Permissions are required by the Ad networks, which keep the app free.

*****Disclaimer*****
Appsolutely Fabulous, takes no responsibility, for the content of this app. None of the jokes were written by anyone at Appsolutely Fabulous, they were all either sourced form the internet or sent in by the users of this app. We accept no blame for any offense caused, care has been taken to remove offensive jokes, however it you are offended by any of the jokes please report them to us via the app and we will consider the joke for removal.

Recent changes:
3.3.4 New Jokes Added

3.3.3 Small Bug Fix

3.3.2 New Jokes added, some repeats removed and spelling improved.

3.3.1 Menu updated, info button changed to menu.

3.3.0 New jokes added, menu graphics added, report jokes for offensive content, bad spelling or because its a repeat.

3.2.11 New Jokes Added

3.2.10 New Jokes Added

3.2.9 New Jokes Added

3.2.8 Save favorites bug fixed.

3.2.7 Small bug fix

3.2.6 New Jokes Added

3.2.5 Small bug fix

3.2.4 New Jokes Added

Yo Momma and friends

Fri, 26 Nov 2010 19:09:38 +0000

Over 1300 classic and new 'Yo Momma' Jokes. Also to give Yo Momma' a break I thought I have included some of the same kind of jokes about other people in yo life.

Never again run out of an opportunity to insult your enemy's(friend's?) mothers. Guaranteed laughs every time with these very funny jokes.

*Think you’re funnier; then submit your own jokes for inclusion in the app and get the credit too.

*Warning, these jokes contain swearing and topics of an adult nature and as such are intended only for grown ups. Please do not download if you easily offend you will only get upset*

*New jokes added weekly
*Submit your own joke for inclusion in the app.
*Move to SD card (android 2.2+ only.)
*This app will remember were you are up to even if you turn off your phone or update the app
*Share with SMS/Email
*Add your own stories
*Random joke button
*Hold the left arrow to go back to the start
*Hold the right arrow to go to the end
*Link to developer’s other apps in the market
*Change the size of the text
*Change the color of the text
*Change the style of the text
*Change the background
*Rate the app

Examples of what's inside (jokes are not censored in the app):

"Yo Momma so fat she saw a school bus go by and yelled " TWINKIE!""

"Yo Momma So Ugly, I heard yer Father first met her at the Zoo."

"Yo Sister's so stupid she could trip over a cordless telephone."

"Yo Dog's so stupid he bury's his own tail"

"Yo Momma so fat, she sells shade in the summer."

N.B. Permissions are required by the Ad networks, which keep the app free.

*****Disclaimer*****
Appsolutely Fabulous, takes no responsibility, for the content of this app. None of the jokes were written by anyone at Appsolutely Fabulous, they were all either sourced form the internet or sent in by the users of this app. We accept no blame for any offense caused, care has been taken to remove offensive jokes, however it you are offended by any of the jokes please report them to us via the app and we will consider the joke for removal.

Recent changes:
3.3.3 Small Bug Fix

3.3.2 New Jokes Added

3.3.1 Menu updated, info button changed to menu.

3.3.0 New jokes added, menu graphics added, report jokes for offensive content, bad spelling or because its a repeat.

3.2.9 New Jokes Added

3.2.8 New Jokes Added

3.2.7 New Jokes Added

3.2.6 New Jokes Added

3.2.5 Small bug fix

3.2.4 New Jokes Added

3.2.3 Loads up faster, improved layout for larger screens, other small updates.

3.2.2 New Jokes Added

3.2.1 Welcome screen bug fix

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Dirty Limericks

Fri, 12 Nov 2010 20:17:59 +0000

Some Limericks are clean and some limericks...not so. These Limericks are definitely the latter.

If you are easily offended, then please do NOT download. These Limericks are crude and contain swearing. you have been warned

*Think you’re funnier; then submit your own jokes for inclusion in the app and get the credit too.

*New jokes added weekly
*Submit your own joke for inclusion in the app.
*Move to SD card (android 2.2+ only.)
*This app will remember were you are up to even if you turn off your phone or update the app
*Share with SMS/Email
*Random joke button
*Hold the left arrow to go back to the start
*Hold the right arrow to go to the end
*Link to developer’s other apps in the market
*Change the size of the text
*Change the color of the text
*Change the style of the text
*Change the background
*Rate the app

Examples of what's inside (jokes are not censored in the app):

"There was a young girl called Annie,
who had a peculiar fanny,
she went to the doc,
he said that's a c**k,
now everyone calls her Danny."

"There once was a man named Ray,
Who fashioned a c**t out of clay,
But the heat of his p***k,
Turned the clay into brick,
And tore all his foreskin away!"

"There was an old woman from Leith,
Who would circumcise men with her teeth,
It wasn`t for fame,
Or love of the game,
But to get at the cheese underneath."

"There was an old man of the port,
Whose p***k was remarkably short,
When he got into bed,
The old woman said,
"This isn't a p***k; it's a wart!""

"There once was a woman named Jill
Who swallowed an exploding pill
They found her vagina
In North Carolina
And her t**s in a tree in Brazil"

N.B. Permissions are required by the Ad networks, which keep the app free.

*****Disclaimer*****
Appsolutely Fabulous, takes no responsibility, for the content of this app. None of the jokes were written by anyone at Appsolutely Fabulous, they were all either sourced form the internet or sent in by the users of this app. We accept no blame for any offense caused, care has been taken to remove offensive jokes, however it you are offended by any of the jokes please report them to us via the app and we will consider the joke for removal.

Recent changes:
3.3.3 Small Change

3.3.2 Added Limericks added.

3.3.1 Menu updated, info button changed to menu.

3.3.0 New jokes added, menu graphics added, report jokes for offensive content, bad spelling or because its a repeat.

3.2.9 New Limericks Added

3.2.8 New Limericks Added

3.2.7 New Limericks Added

3.2.6 New Limericks Added

3.2.5 Small bug fix

3.2.4 New Limericks Added

3.2.3 Loads up faster, improved layout for larger screens, other small updates.

3.2.2 New Limericks Added

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A word a Day

Sun, 02 Sep 2012 04:21:36 +0000

Are you looking for new words to improve your vocabulary? Learn a new word everyday with this wonderful little app. A new word is given to you every day by loading up the app or by using the Widget than comes free with the app on your home screen. The app will speak the word to you and you can browse all the words in the app. Words are given their pronunciation, meaning, etymology and usage.

Features;
*Free Widget
*New word every day.
*The app will speak the word to you.
*Browse through all the words.
*Change the size of the words.
*Change the color of the words.
*Change the style of the words.
*Change the background.
*Animations.

Recent changes:
Version 1.0

Crude Jokes

Sat, 20 Nov 2010 20:14:21 +0000

Over 1750 crude jokes. They are just that CRUDE, they contain swearing are are likely to offend

*Think you’re funnier; then submit your own jokes for inclusion in the app and get the credit too.

*Warning, these jokes contain swearing and topics of an adult nature and as such are intended only for grown ups. Please do not download if you easily offend you will only get upset*

*New jokes added weekly
*Submit your own joke for inclusion in the app.
*Move to SD card (android 2.2+ only.)
*This app will remember were you are up to even if you turn off your phone or update the app
*Share with SMS/Email
*Copy to Clipboard(via menu button), for posting to social networking sites.
*Random joke button
*Hold the left arrow to go back to the start
*Hold the right arrow to go to the end
*Link to developer’s other apps in the market
*Change the size of the text
*Change the color of the text
*Change the style of the text
*Change the background
*Rate the app

Examples of what's inside (jokes are not censored in the app):

"What do you call a female police officer that shaves her pubic hair?
C**t Stubble."

"The Sunday School teacher was speaking to her class one Sunday morning and she asked the question, "When you die and go to Heaven ... which
part of your body goes first?"
Suzie raised her hand and said, "I think it's your hands."
"Why do you think it's your hands, Suzie?"
Suzie replied, "Because when you pray, you hold your hands together in front of you and God just takes your hands first!"
"What a wonderful answer!," the teacher said.
Now, Tommy raised his hand and said, "Teacher, I think it's your legs."
The teacher looked at him with the strangestlook on her face.
"Now, Tommy, why do you think it would be your legs?"
Tommy said, "Well, I walked into Mommy and Daddy's bedroom the other night,
Mommy had her legs straight up in the air and she was moaning, 'O God, I'm
coming!' And if Dad hadn't had her pinned down, we'd a lost her for sure!!!""

"One day a guy with premature ejaculation problems went to a doctor.
The doctor said, "Whenever you feel the urge to ejaculate, startle
yourself."
So he went out and bought a starter pistol.
When he got home, his wife was naked in bed, ready for him. So they
got in the 69 position and started at it. Soon he felt the urge to
cum, so he fired the pistol.
The next day he went to the doctor. The doctor asked him how it went.
He said, "Not too good. My wife bit off three inches of my dick, s**t
in my face, and my neighbor came out of the closet naked with his
hands up.""

N.B. Permissions are required by the Ad networks, which keep the app free.

*****Disclaimer*****
Appsolutely Fabulous, takes no responsibility, for the content of this app. None of the jokes were written by anyone at Appsolutely Fabulous, they were all either sourced form the internet or sent in by the users of this app. We accept no blame for any offense caused, care has been taken to remove offensive jokes, however it you are offended by any of the jokes please report them to us via the app and we will consider the joke for removal.

Recent changes:
3.3.3 Small bug fix

3.3.2 New Jokes Added

3.3.1 Menu updated, info button changed to menu.

3.3.0 New jokes added, menu graphics added, report jokes for offensive content, bad spelling or because its a repeat.

3.2.10 New Jokes Added

3.2.9 New Jokes Added

3.2.8 New Jokes Added

3.2.7 Save favorites bug fixed.

3.2.6 New Jokes Added

3.2.5 Small bug fix

3.2.4 New Jokes Added

3.2.2 New Jokes Added

3.2.1 Welcome screen bug fix

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Animals Attack Lite

Mon, 18 Mar 2013 08:16:59 +0000

Animals Attack Lite

Over 70 Cartoon Animals attack you screen in a fun and lively, live wallpaper. Show off to you friends with this amazing and unique background for your phone. Lots of customization available to make it your own.

This is the Free lite version of our live wallpaper, a full version is also available. This is one of three in a series of live wallpapers.

To use: home-menu-wallpapers

Features

*Select the images to appear on the screen.
*Set the number of images.
*Set the size of the images
*Set the speed of the images.
*Select the colour of the background.

Recent changes:
1.0.1 small bug fix.

Version 1.0.

Best Funny Status Updates

Thu, 27 Oct 2011 17:07:04 +0000

Funny status updates as posted on various social networking sites. You can use these updates as your own and have your friends LMFAO. You can also add to the App, seen something you thought was funny or had a rare moment when it was you that was funny, then send them to me via that App and I'll include them (giving you the credit of cause).

*New jokes added weekly
*Submit your own joke for inclusion in the app.
*Move to SD card (android 2.2+ only.)
*This app will remember were you are up to even if you turn off your phone or update the app
*Share with SMS/Email
*Post to Facebook
*Copy to Clipboard(via menu button).
*Random joke button
*Hold the left arrow to go back to the start
*Hold the right arrow to go to the end
*Link to developer’s other apps in the market
*Change the size of the text
*Change the color of the text
*Change the style of the text
*Change the background
*Other layout changes
*Rate the app

Examples of what's inside

"Randomly remembering gud times and smiling like an idiot"

"Your hair is a mess" " So is your face."

"I like Turtles"

"I swear to make no promises I cannot keep."

"Sluts are like summer... no class!"

"Lighters that work in the wind"

"I hate my little brother!!"

"Weekend forecast..........mostly drunk with a chance of horny"

*****Disclaimer*****
Appsolutely Fabulous, takes no responsibility, for the content of this app. None of the jokes were written by anyone at Appsolutely Fabulous, they were all either sourced form the internet or sent in by the users of this app. We accept no blame for any offense caused, care has been taken to remove offensive jokes, however it you are offended by any of the jokes please report them to us via the app and we will consider the joke for removal.

Recent changes:
3.3.3 New Statuses Added.

3.3.2 Small bug fix

3.3.1 Menu updated, info button changed to menu.

3.3.0 New jokes added, menu graphics added, report jokes for offensive content, bad spelling or because its a repeat.

3.2.9 New Statuses Added

3.2.8 New Statuses Added

3.2.7 New Statuses Added

3.2.6 New Statuses Added

3.2.5 Small bug fix

3.2.4 New Statuses Added

3.2.3 Loads up faster, improved layout for larger screens, other small updates.

3.2.2 New Statuses Added

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Women Bashing Jokes

Mon, 15 Nov 2010 21:05:07 +0000

Over 1400 jokes about woman. Most of these jokes(well all) are completely teastless, however, they are funny (well some). Women please don't download you will only get offended, unless of course you have a sense of humour(if you do you'll be the first, hahaha)

*Think you’re funnier; then submit your own jokes for inclusion in the app and get the credit too.

*Warning, these jokes contain swearing and topics of an adult nature and as such are intended only for grown ups. Please do not download if you easily offend you will only get upset*

*New jokes added weekly
*Submit your own joke for inclusion in the app.
*Move to SD card (android 2.2+ only.)
*This app will remember were you are up to even if you turn off your phone or update the app
*Share with SMS/Email
*Add your own stories
*Random joke button
*Hold the left arrow to go back to the start
*Hold the right arrow to go to the end
*Link to developer’s other apps in the market
*Change the size of the text
*Change the color of the text
*Change the style of the text
*Change the background
*Rate the app

Examples of what's inside (jokes are not censored in the app):

"Climbing to the top of the career ladder does wonders for a woman's self-esteem.
But it ruins her p***y."

"A woman walked into a library and asked for a book on euphemisms.
So the librarian took her up the rear aisle and let her have it. "

"I just saw a woman getting into a car the wrong way.
Through the driver's door."

"Why does every man need a woman?
Because the dishes would get to piled up without one."

"How do you make 5 pounds of fat look good?
Put a nipple on it."

N.B. Permissions are required by the Ad networks, which keep the app free.

*****Disclaimer*****
Appsolutely Fabulous, takes no responsibility, for the content of this app. None of the jokes were written by anyone at Appsolutely Fabulous, they were all either sourced form the internet or sent in by the users of this app. We accept no blame for any offense caused, care has been taken to remove offensive jokes, however it you are offended by any of the jokes please report them to us via the app and we will consider the joke for removal.

Recent changes:
3.3.3 Small bug fix

3.3.2 New Jokes Added

3.3.1 Menu updated, info button changed to menu.

3.3.0 New jokes added, menu graphics added, report jokes for offensive content, bad spelling or because its a repeat.

3.2.10 New Jokes Added

3.2.9 New Jokes Added

3.2.8 New Jokes Added

3.2.7 New Jokes Added

3.2.6 New Jokes Added

3.2.5 Small bug fix

3.2.4 New Jokes Added

3.2.3 Loads up faster, improved layout for larger screens, other small updates.

3.2.2 New Jokes Added

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