Android apps by Focal Point LLC

Bacon Farts Free - Fart Sounds

Tue, 17 Jan 2012 14:15:32 +0000

"Ohmygod I can't see through my tears!"

"So I just downloaded Bacon Farts and I'm laughing hard! If you hold the phone TIGHT and put it in the toilet, the acoustics are freakin' awesome!"

Now with Fart Bender technology to put you in control. Just turn the dial to change the pitch. Endless fart sounds and combinations from one awesome app. Practice your technique for even better results!

You've seen it on CurrentTV, now get the whole collection of fantastic fart sounds with a delicious bacon theme!

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What the folks are saying:

"Best Fart App Available"

"I highly recommend using the bacon farts app while in the airport bathroom. Immature? Yes. Hilarious? Yes"

"The only fart app worth buying"

"Swine flu is absolutely disgusting! You have a winner on your hands here."

"The Bacon Fart graphic alone is worth the download"

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Bacon Farts - Bringing together the delightful savory goodness of bacon with the melodic siren songs of fart sounds; this wonder of modern science uses bacon themed flatulence to elicit laughs from friends and family alike.

A FART MACHINE WITH A BACON THEME?!!

Yes, dear friends, it was inevitable.

Our "crack" audio team used a variety of questionable tactics to bring you no less than 27 marvelous, belly-laughter-producing, fart sounds.

Armed with several pounds of bacon, a few bags of dried apricots, and enough garbanzo beans to feed an entire flock of pigs, they worked in "cramped" and often "windy" conditions to bring you such fine audio samples as:

* The Sizzler
* Bacon Bits
* Crispy
* Soggy
* Bacon Explosion
* The Canadian
* Trichinosis
* Naked Bacon
* Swine Flu
* ...and many more bacon themed fart sounds!

So, for free farting fun, with an awesome bacon theme, you can't get it anywhere else. Bacon Farts Free.

Recent changes:
Added a link to Thanksgiving Farts (you HAVE to get this one) and other minor updates.

Turkey Calls Free

Sat, 24 Mar 2012 13:15:59 +0000

Turkey Calls Free - Bully's Turkey Terror will help you learn and perfect your turkey call skills with AWESOME audio calls and how-to VIDEOS.

The app includes 12 turkey calls by Bully's Game Calls Pro-Staffer, Chris Wellman. Each call is performed using the Red Beard - A very user-friendly two reed mouth call from Bully’s Game Calls. Each of Bully’s calls is designed to help you master your calling skills.

Also included are three detailed videos by master call-maker, Seth (Bully) McCullough, owner of Bully's Game Calls. Follow along as he shows you how to learn and master various calls on a Box Call, Glass/Slate Call, and Mouth Call.

With this app, and plenty of practice, you'll be bringing terror to a turkey near you!

Thanksgiving Farts

Fri, 30 Nov 2012 00:19:56 +0000

The maker of the famous "Bacon Farts" app, inspired by the Thanksgiving holiday, has released his latest fart sound masterpiece. (Yes, I said MASTER. PIECE.)

Whether enjoying these high-quality digital fart sounds with family at the Thanksgiving dinner table, or afterward while burning off the L-Tryptophan, Thanksgiving Farts will fill your hearts with joy and your home with laughter!

With 26 awesome fart sounds, specially themed for Thanksgiving, you'll have your family drenched with tears. **

It's free. So we'll be happy to double... no... TRIPLE your money back if you aren't laughing yourself silly.

(** Not responsible for accidental injury or death as a result of uncontrollable laughter. Consult a physician before attempting to use this app. Do not use around fun-haters. Results may vary.)