Android apps by SocialZoid, LLC

LOL Funny Status for Facebook

Sun, 15 May 2011 21:55:30 +0000

LOL Funny Status Updates for Facebook is an amazing App that allows you to significantly enhance your experience with Facebook. This App is the ULTIMATE companion for your Facebook App.

Funny Status Updates ★ Funny Jokes ★ Funny Pictures
★★★★★ (8,000+) 5★Star Ratings

Statuses & Status Update that will score you LIKEs, guaranteed. UPDATED Daily! Use on Facebook or Facebook Chat.

Hands down the best alternative to Status Shuffle. Why just randomize your statuses, when you can have an app that does so much more?!?!

That Awkward moment when you realize no one liked you're status 8 hours later... That WON'T HAPPEN with FunnyStatus.com and this app!

As featured in : Guide to Phone Apps Magazine

Reviews:
"If you love using Facebook and want to have a selection of funny updates to post to your status at random times or just to amuse people, then Funny Status Updates for Facebook is the way to go."
-- AppCraver

"Enlighten peoples day, stuff to have fun with! Definitely check out Funny Status Updates for Facebook"
-- DailyAppShow.com

Do your friends like Funny Stuff ツ ? Of course they do! Everyone knows humor is the number one desired thing in relationships. Impress your friends and family with tons of hand picked humorous status updates, text tools, and more!

★★★★★★
The average status update from this App receives over 9.4 comments/likes!
★★★★★★

★★★ Impress your Friends with: ★★★
✔ Over 100,000 Categorized Funny Status Updates. That you can post directly to your profile. You can edit or copy/paste all status updates. These have been hand picked for maximum humor!
✔ Fresh New Statuses DAILY
✔ Backwards Text Tool. (sdrawkcab)
✔ On This Day – Post what happened on this day in history!
✔ Pirate Translator (Argghhh Matey!)
✔ Hax0r L33t Speak Translator
✔ ASCII Symbols + More
✔ Featured Articles: Facebook Secrets & Easter Eggs, Chat Emoticons, FB Statistics, Guide to Finding Friends on FB, How to Score A Date on FB, Worst FB Statuses of All Time

★★★ Status Updates Including: ★★★
✔ Sarcasm - Sarcastic Statuses that will leave your friends in stitches!
✔ Awkward Moment When - That Awkward Moment that your Facebook friends will never forget!
✔ Tons of status sayings for everything from heartbreak to marriage!

★★★ Available in the full version: ★★★
✔ MORE Funny Statuses
✔ Advertisement FREE
✔ Tons of other great features & perks!

Download it now:
https://market.android.com/details?id=com.venikom.facebook
Get the sequel to this awesome app!:
https://market.android.com/details?id=com.socialzoid.funnystatus2

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More Updates coming soon :
-More Special Text Keyboards
-Lots more Categorized Status Updates & Symbols.
-User requests write us @
Info@SocialZoid.com
-Tweet @SocialZoid

http://www.socialzoid.com

★★★★★★
The average status update from this App receives over 9.4 comments/likes!
★★★★★★

Recent changes:
Version 6.0 - Funny Status Updates Just Keeps Getting Better! ツ

LESS ADS, & NEW STATUSES
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- Now 100,000+ Status Updates that are constantly updated
- New features that are easily unlocked.
- 65% Less Ads!
- Fixed loads of bugs! No more force closes!!!

Don't like ads? Support the developers by going Premium:
https://market.android.com/details?id=com.socialzoid.funnystatus2
Includes Stealth MODE to hide where you get your statuses from!

SocialShare LITE - Funny Jokes

Sat, 03 Mar 2012 02:24:58 +0000

SocialShare is 100K+ Jokes, One-Liners, Status Updates, Tweets, Comments, Pictures, and Viral Videos for you to repost on your Social Networks. You'll be guaranteed to get Likes, Comments, Retweets, and Karma with this hilarious content.

★★★★★ The largest collection of funny stuff on the internet!!! ★★★★★

This FREE & insanely simple app will have you up and sharing funny stuff across your social networks within seconds. There is NO login required and you don't even have to be a member of any Social Network to get going.

Instantly Share Jokes/Funny Pictures/Videos on Facebook, Twitter, Pinterest, Instagram, SMS / Text Messages, etc.

One click sharing means you're about to a comic genius!

-= For OPTIMAL Performance please use WiFi, 3G, or 4G Networks.=-

★★★ Features: ★★★
✔ New Jokes - Where New Jokes are added DAILY!
✔ One-Liners - Over 100K Categorized Jokes, One-Liners, Status Updates, Tweets, and Comments are posted!
✔ Popular - Lists the most popular jokes over a specific time period.
✔ Random - Generates a random list of recent jokes that have scored well with others.
✔ Chance - Get a single joke... don't like it? Share your device for another!
✔ Text Tools - ʇxǝʇ uʍop ǝpısdn, txet sdrawkcab, Ⓒⓘⓡⓒⓛⓔ Ⓣⓔⓧⓣ, Pirate Translator,̶S̶t̶r̶i̶k̶e̶T̶h̶r̶o̶u̶g̶h̶ ̶T̶e̶x̶t̶ and more!
✔ Pictures - Thousands of Funny and Awesome pictures for you to post. Updated daily!
✔ Videos - The best of the best of viral videos.
✔ Daily Humor - Fresh funny content delivered daily.
✔ Text Art - Amazing ASCII Text Art that looks phenomenal on Facebook, SMS, and more.
✔ Symbols - Tons of different symbols you can use!
✔ Search - Find a Joke that pertains to your specific situation!
✔ On This Day - Find out what happened on this day in history and repost it!
✔ BONUS FEATURES - Tons more content!!!!

Get more LIKEs & Followers by sharing our awesome content. Step your Social Networking game up by expanding your humor onto your other networks.

Here are some ideas on how to use the app:
♥ Share a FUNNY picture on Facebook!
♥ Post a hilarious joke to your Twitter followers.
♥ SMS your friend some neat Text Art, or ̶L̶I̶k̶e̶ ̶t̶h̶i̶s̶.
♥ Post to your company fan page something hilarious that will have everybody talking.

The uses and potential of this app is unlimited!

*** Please consider making a donation to assure timely updates! ***

https://market.android.com/details?id=com.socialzoid.socialshare

Ad-Free for those who donate!

Thank YOU for your Donation it will help us continue to develop this application to it's maximum potential.

Recent changes:
V2.1- SocialShare keeps getting better! :)

Completely redesigned from the ground up!

* Now 50% Less Ads than before!
* Fixed force/close issues.

Popular Status Updates for FB

Fri, 08 Mar 2013 14:19:54 +0000

Popular Status Updates for Facebook & Tweets App.

Get more LIKEs & Retweets with this simple and easy to use app.

Step your Facebook & Twitter game up with over 100,000+ Categorized Statuses/Tweets to choose from. Our massive database is updated daily and has something for every occasion.

Features:
✓ Over 100,000+ Hand-Picked, Categorized, and Awesome Status Updates & Tweets.
✓ New Tweets/Statuses Added Daily.
✓ One Click Posting & Sharing.
✓ Easy Copy/Paste Features.
✓ Shuffle Statuses, Tweets, etc. within every category
✓ Bonus Features: Most Popular and much more.

Join Over 110,000+ Fans Who Love Our Content:
https://www.facebook.com/FunnyStatusUpdate

Recent changes:
#1 Status Updates and Tweets Keeps Getting Better...
✓ Added thousands of new statuses/tweets
✓ Fixed Force/Close Issues
✓ Solved Connection Issues with FB/Twitter
✓ Less Ads

ASCII Symbols Board + EMOJI

Wed, 16 May 2012 15:17:35 +0000

Symbols Board Plus EMOJI + Emoticons & ASCII LITE will WOW your friends!

Unlock THOUSANDS of Cool Symbols, Text tools, Emoji Emoticons, and ASCII Text Art! Symbols can be used in SMS Text Messages, Facebook, Twitter, E-mail, anything that utilizes the Android SHARE function.

Be popular and unique on FACEBOOK & TWITTER with these awesome symbol options specifically tailored just for ANDROID!

Features:
✓ Tons of cool symbols like ★☆♡♥☏☎♤♠♧♣☜☞♩♪♬♭♂♀㏂㏘℡©®™۩ヅツ✽✚✙♚⚅⚄⚃⚂⚁⚀ and sooooooo many more!
✓ Hundreds of high quality EMOJI
✓ Text Tools: ʇxǝʇ spɹɐʍʞɔɐq & sɹǝʇʇǝן uʍop ǝpısdn ǝdʎʇ oʇ ʍoɥ , ⓑⓤⓑⓑⓛⓔ / ⓒⓘⓡⓒⓛⓔ ⓣⓔⓧⓣ , s̶t̶r̶i̶k̶e̶ ̶i̶t̶ ̶l̶i̶k̶̶e̶ ̶i̶t̶s̶ ̶h̶o̶t , and much more!
✓ Awesome ASCII Text Art like:
┈┈╭━╱▔▔▔▔╲━╮┈┈┈
┈┈╰╱╭▅╮╭▅╮╲╯┈┈┈
╳┈┈▏╰┈▅▅┈╯▕┈┈┈┈
┈┈┈╲┈╰━━╯┈╱┈┈╳┈
┈┈┈╱╱▔╲╱▔╲╲┈┈┈┈
┈╭━╮▔▏┊┊▕▔╭━╮┈╳
┈┃┊┣▔╲┊┊╱▔┫┊┃┈┈
┈╰━━━━╲╱━━━━╯┈

Get more LIKEs, Retweets, and props on your Text Messages & E-mails with these creative little additions!

Works with anything that utilizes the SHARE function on Android.

*Warning - Not all TEXT art, symbols, and Emojis will appear perfectly correct on certain apps/phones.

NOTE: This app contains ADS! Yes, it's a shocker. If you'd like to support the independent development of this app, we'd sincerely appreciate it. The full version has no ads, better support, and more symbols.

Recent changes:
Version 2.2 - Symbols Board LITE adds even more! ! ツ
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✓ Fixed bugs and Symbols Keyboards
✓ Added New "Easy" Share Feature - 1-Click Sharing to Facebook, E-mail, SMS, and any other app that uses Android's SHARE feature.
✓ Instant Copy - Everything is instantly copied to clipboard so you can paste it wherever!
✓ Added 500+ New Emoji's | ƪ(˘︶˘)┐ ƪ(˘︶˘)ʃ ┌(˘︶˘)ʃ
✓ Added 100+ New TextArts ⊂(◉‿◉)つ
✓ Lots more goodies added!

LOL FunnyStatus 2 for Facebook

Mon, 17 Oct 2011 20:48:58 +0000

Funny Status 2 for Facebook LITE - The Sequel to the Award Winning FunnyStatus.com App!

Featuring over 100K+ categorized status updates for every occasion. Statuses are updated, DAILY! Get an average of 9.4 LIKEs & Comments per status update with our app.

✔ BEST companion app for Facebook!
✔ BEST alternative to Status Shuffle - don't just shuffle your statuses. Choose from thousands plus tons of bonus features!!!

♛♛♛ The OFFICIAL App of FunnyStatus.com, accept NO imitations! ♛♛♛

*★★★* STEALTH MODE is ONLY Available within premium version of the app.... You can easily HIDE where you get your statuses from!!! *★★★*

Do your friends like Funny Stuff ツ ? Of course they do! Everyone knows humor is the number one desired thing in relationships. Impress your friends and family with tons of hand picked humorous status updates, pictures, videos, text tools, and more! This FEATURE-PACKED app has everything you need to become the most popular of your friends on Facebook in no-time!

NOTE: You need to be on a WIFI connection to download this app! If your download is stalling, this is why.

♛ As featured in : Guide to Phone Apps Magazine ♛

ℛeviews:
"If you love using Facebook and want to have a selection of funny updates to post to your status at random times or just to amuse people, then Funny Status for Facebook 2 is the way to go." ★★★★★
-- AppCraver

"Enlighten peoples day, stuff to have fun with! Definitely check out Funny Status for Facebook 2" ★★★★★
-- DailyAppShow.com

->Funny Status Updates for Facebook<-
*** Over 100,000+ monthly Satisfied Users! ***

★★★ Score More LIKEs & Comments with: ★★★
✔ Includes 100K+ Categorized Funny Status Updates. Easily post directly to your profile. You can edit or copy/paste all status updates. These have been hand picked for maximum humor!
✔ Online Database: Get unlimited access to our online database of fresh status updates, that are updated DAILY!
✔ Most Popular Status Updates
✔ Hundreds of unique Symbols for Facebook like: 웃유 Σ⊗♒☠☮☯ ♠Ω♤♣♧ ♥♡♦♢♔ ♕♚♛⚜★ ☆✮✯☄ ☾☽☼ ♥☁☂☃☹۞۩ ♬✄✂ ✆✉✦✧ ♱♰∞☿❤❥ ❦❧™ ®©✖ ✗✘⊗♒ ■□▢ ▲△▼▽◆◇◎● ◯Δ◕◔ ʊϟღツ回₪
εїз Ƹ̵̡Ӝ ̵̨̄Ʒ ξЖЗ εжз☎☏¢☚☛☜☝☞☟✍ ✌☢☣ ♨๑ ❀✿ψ more than any other app!!!
✔ High Definition Graphics & Easy to use interface.
✔ Ability to instantly edit/clear any status.
✔ Random Status Update Generator
✔ Chance - Single random status generator!
Text Tools:
✔ Ability to Flip Text (dılɟ)
✔ Ⓒircles Text Tool
✔ s̶t̶r̶i̶k̶e̶t̶h̶r̶o̶u̶g̶h̶ Text Tool
✔ εᾔ ḉøøl Text Tool
✔ Backwards Text Tool. (sdrawkcab)
✔ Pirate Translator (Argghhh Matey!)
✔ Hax0r L33t Speak Translator
✔ ***FB Magic Trick*** Featuring a special magic trick you can play on all your friends ツ
✔ On This Day – Post what happened on this day in history!
✔ Universal Search function to quickly locate relevant statuses.
✔ Status Decorations!
✔ 5000+ Bonus Statuses
✔ Witty Status Posts
✔ Fan Page with new statuses posted daily!

The average status update from this App receives over 9.4 comments/likes!
★★★★★★

LITE Version:
If you enjoy this app. Please consider supporting it by purchasing the PREMIUM version...

Don't like Advertisements and want more features? Go Premium:
https://market.android.com/details?id=com.socialzoid.funnystatus2
★★★ Featuring Funny Pictures, Videos, and STEALTH MODE!!!! ★★★

*** STEALTH MODE is ONLY Available within premium.... You can HIDE where you get your statuses from!!! ***

Join our Fan Page:
http://www.Facebook.com/FunnyStatusUpdate

Recent changes:
V4.6 - Funny Status 2 adds the goods that score you props!! ツ

✔ Newly Added - Shows you exactly what new statuses have been added. Fresh statuses daily!
✔ Chance - Generates a single random funny status. Shake to generate another.
✔ Symbols - Completely redesigned from the ground up with tons of news symbols that are much better organized.
✔ Bug Fixes - Dozens of bugs have been squashed. BOOM!

Go Premium:
https://market.android.com/details?id=com.socialzoid.funnystatus2

Kamasutra Animated App HD LITE

Wed, 05 Dec 2012 14:22:06 +0000

Kamasutra Animated HD LITE is the ULTIMATE Kamasutra - Sex Positions Educational App for Android.

Kamasutra for Android features over 75+ beautifully animated Kama Sutra - Sex Positions in High Definition.

Did you know?
IF you use (3) or more positions you're 70% more likely to experience an orgasm?
It's true! And, you don't know what you like until you try it.

Improve your sexual health with the educational bedroom guide that started it all.

★★★ Featuring the BEST Options out of any KamaSutra app! ★★★

✔ 75+ High Definition Kama Sutra Positions Animated - Makes it EASY to Learn, FAST!
✔ Easy to Follow Instructions Accompany Every Animation.
✔ Over a Dozen Categories to Choose From
✔ Improve Your Sexual Knowledge By Taking a Postions Trivia Quiz Game.
✔ Rate Your Performance By "Favoriting" Positions
✔ Keep a "Sexual Journal" and track what you've tried and what you still need to explore!
✔ Shuffle - Try a random new position every day. Make your bedroom fun again.
✔ Become a zen sexual master with achievements awarding your for your progress.

BONUS FEATURES:
✔ Love-Making Music... Featuring over 30minutes of sexually stimulating music.
✔ The History of KamaSutra - Learn about the origins of this orgasmic guide.

Be Adventurous and Improve Your Sexual Health. Your sex life will greatly increase with Kama Sutra Animated.

Your partner will THANK YOU for downloading Kamasutra Animated.

This app is meant for entertainment purposes only. Please consult a doctor before performing any sexual activity.

Recent changes:
Kamasutra Animated Keeps Improving! V1.3
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✔ More Positions Animated
✔ Added Great New Bonus Features
✔ Reduced Advertising
✔ Fixed Video "Freezing" incidents.
✔ Improved Stability

Fingerprint Lock Screen BEST

Tue, 17 Apr 2012 15:14:36 +0000

Ultimate Fingerprint Lock Screen - Virtual Biometric Security!
★★★★★★

Keep prying eyes from your phone using virtual biometrics (Fingerprint Scanning) to unlock your phone. This visually stunning application works by granting access to those who have the appropriate security clearance and denying those who don't!

BONUS: If you have a front-facing camera on your device - this app can take security pictures of unauthorized users!

Make sure to read the introduction text to fully understand how to use this app. It does NOT actually read your fingerprint - it requires a special trick to unlock the device. The trick is set within the settings (touching one of the four corners) and then touching the unlock area (fake fingerprint scanner).

★★★ FEATURES: ★★★
✔ Fingerprint Lock Screen
✔ Set Time to Scan Fingerprint
✔ Take Pictures of Unauthorized Users (saved to photo album)
✔ Set Unlock Area
✔ Disable Back Button
✔ Turn Sound FX On/Off
✔ Review unauthorized access attempts

HOW TO USE APP:
1. Set the "Unlock Area" within the application settings.
2. Set any other settings you desire.
3. To modify the settings later - click the app icon after you unlock your device.

UNLOCKING YOUR DEVICE:
1. When unlocking your device, press the designated unlock area that you set within your settings. (one of the 4 corners of your device)
2. Now scan your fingerprint. IT should show "Access Granted"

***IMPORTANT: This application is for entertainment purposes. This is NOT an actual lock screen that can be used for security purposes. It does NOT actually "scan" your fingerprint. Just entertainment folks!

Download ULTIMATE LOCK PRO to enjoy this app AD-FREE!

Recent changes:
V1.5 - Ultimate Fingerprint Lock Screen

Fixed Issues:
✔ - Fixed some issues people were having with picture capture feature
✔ - Fixed some F/C issues
✔ - Added a "sound feedback" to the secret area
✔ - Added Fan Page / Activate from Settings Screen

Known Issues:
✔ Unauthorized access picture capture isn't working properly on all devices. - We're on it!
✔ Picture taking only works on devices with front facing camera. - Get a better device!
✔ Occasional Force Close - We're on it!

ULTRA GUIDE for Minecraft FREE

Thu, 02 May 2013 11:14:27 +0000

FREE Minecraft Guide. Ultra Guide for Minecraft is the ultimate guide for MC! Use with Minecraft Pocket Edition (Minecraft PE) or original Minecraft!

Whether ur a n00b or seasoned vet, you need this app! Why? Because it's got the scoop on EVERYTHING related to Minecraft all in the power of your hands. Quick access important info while you play the game. Learn & educated yourself about the game whilst you travel! Or, take a break from the game and plot strategy.

Get instant access to every ID and Recipe, in the palm of your hands.

Featuring:
* Quick Search for EXACTLY What You Need!
* Item Descriptions with Accurate Info About Every Item/Block
* Bonus Info: Achievements, Biomes, Structures, Mobs, and Potions

From Pick Axe's to Potions - we've got it all!

Coming soon: Minecraft Videos, Server Information, Mods, Texture Packs, and more! Leave positive reviews to see more features roll out faster :)

Ultra Guide for Minecraft is an unofficial guide for Minecraft."Minecraft" is a registered trade mark of Mojang AB. We are NOT affiliated with Mojang AB or Minecraft in any way. This app is meant for entertainment purposes only.

Recent changes:
V1.0
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Step your game up with ULTRA GUIDE!
Bonus features & much more.

iFunny Pictures for Facebook

Sat, 10 Dec 2011 04:15:46 +0000

iFunny Pictures for Facebook / Instagram / Twitter
Tons of Funny Pictures ★ Funny Pics Galore!
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Get more LIKEs by sharing these awesome Pictures aggregated from across the web in a simple and easy to navigate interface. Using this app you'll be able to one-click post these directly to your Facebook account. ★★★★★

LITE VERSION HAS IN-APP ADVERTISING. IF you'd like there is an ad-free premium version with additional features available for a very reasonable price. Please consider supporting app developers and purchasing this if you enjoy the app, thank you!

https://market.android.com/details?id=com.socialzoid.picturesplusforfacebook

*** Fun Fact: The AVERAGE Picture posted from our app gets 9.4 LIKEs & Comments per post! ***

From the guys that brought you the award-winning FunnyStatus & FunnyStatus2 for Android. We are proud to give you Pictures+ for Facebook.

★★★ Impress your Friends with: ★★★
✔ Thousands of Funny Pictures (Videos is only available in premium)
✔ Categorized and sorted - simple for you to navigate!
✔ Check out what gets the most LIKEs with the HOT, Top, and Best Of.
✔ New Pics DAILY!

Join our Fan Page:
http://www.Facebook.com/FunnyStatusUpdate

NOTE: You need to be on a WIFI connection to download this app! If your download is stalling, this is why. This app also requires permission to access and post to your Facebook. If you don't agree, this app won't work for you.

Don't like AD's? Try the Ad-Free Premium Version:
https://market.android.com/details?id=com.socialzoid.picturesplusforfacebook

Recent changes:
V2.1 -
Funny Pictures for Facebook LITE keeps getting better!

✔ Added 1000+ new funny pictures!
✔ Made it easier to post directly to Facebook.
✔ Fixed several bugs affecting users and causing force close.

Famous Quotations & Quotes

Tue, 29 Jan 2013 01:27:20 +0000

Famous Quotes and Quotations about Life and Love and everything in between. Perfect for Facebook, Twitter, Tumblr, and more!

Easily the BEST Quote Application for Android. Featuring an extensive database of over 50,000+ of the worlds best quotes.

Share our extensive collection of famous quotes by authors, celebrities, newsmakers, and more. Large compilation of quotations arranged by topic. Inspirational, thought-provoking, humorous, literary, and special occasion quotes.

"Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened.” ― Dr. Seuss

Features:
✔ HUGE Database of over 50,000 categorized quotes and quotations
✔ Simplistic Interface
✔ Save your Favorites to use later.
✔ Share on Facebook, Twitter, SMS, E-mail, and more.

Hint: LONG Press on a Quote to Copy/Delete it!

Use Popular Quotes as your Facebook Status, Instagram Caption, or Tweet and watch the LIKE's / RT's pile in.

Have an idea for new features or feedback! Contact us Info[at]SocialZoid.com we listen to our customers!

Recent changes:
✔ Added new categories.
✔ Fixed Force/Close Issues.
✔ Added ability to save favorites, share, and delete quotes.
✔ 60% Less Ads