10000 status quotes

Largest collection of facebook status quotes and messages . Make your friends smile . Select from more than 5000+ status quotes and update it as your facebook status or send as sms or tweet it easily . No need to search websites for a cool status quote , now you can choose one from our huge collection of 5000+ of status quotes and update / share with just one tap !
More than 200 jokes are added every week
Can be installed / moved to SD card
Copy the quotes with a tap
Share the quote via facebook , twitter , gmail , sms etc
Shuffle quotes
Buttons to go to end and beginning
Rate the app button
This app will remember that last quote you read and will take you where exactly you were even if you exit the app . You do not need to start again from the beginning .
Whats inside the box ?
"I'm fluent in three languages: English, Sarcasm, and Profanity."
"Pain makes you stronger. Fear makes you braver. Heartbreak makes you wiser."
"I have to take my paycheck to the bank. It’s too little to go by itself."
"Married men live longer than single men, but they’re a lot more willing to die."
"I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn’t work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness."
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The app is FREE and Ad-supported , we will never show notification ads . There will be an in-app banner ad .
Ad-FREE version of facebook status is available on amazon app store .

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