The private poo, wee & hydration log — with a sense of humour. No cloud.
About Captain Krapp
Captain Krapp is a lifestyle app developed by MoorLogic Ltd.
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App Information
Captain Krapp costs $2.69 to download. The APK download size is 112.48 MB. The latest version available is 1.0.12. The last update was on June 24, 2026.
Technical Requirements
The app has a content rating of Everyone. The app has been available on Google Play 2 weeks ago.
Description
Captain Krapp — the private poo, wee and hydration logbook (with jokes) Every hero needs a sidekick for their daily business. Captain Krapp is a cheerful, no-nonsense way to log your bowel movements, bladder visits and fluid intake — keeping every bit of it on your phone and nowhere else. Tap to log. That’s it. No sign-up, no account, no cloud, no catch. WHAT YOU CAN LOG • Bowel movements on the Bristol Stool Scale — the proper one • Urine shade, matched to a simple colour chart • Fluid intake, with a hydration ring and XP to keep you topped up • Quick notes and symptoms, whenever you fancy jotting something down THE KRAPP REPORT Generate a clean PDF summary of everything you’ve logged over any date range — totals, distributions, fluid intake, daily counts and your own notes — laid out tidily in one document. It’s your data, summarised for you, to keep or share however you like. We never see it. We can’t — it never leaves your phone. PRIVATE BY DESIGN — NOT BY PROMISE • No accounts • No subscriptions • No ads • No cloud • No tracking • Everything stored locally on your device, full stop One payment and it’s yours. We don’t want your data, and we built the app so we couldn’t have it even if we did. A BIT OF FUN ON THE THRONE • Collectible awards to unlock as you go • Professor Poo’s Fact of the Day — a surprising new one daily • Three mini-games: Plop Drop (drop-and-merge), Fartboard (a soundboard dartboard, yes really), and Wee Sharpshooter (a tilt-to-aim Wild West showdown) THE HONEST BIT Captain Krapp is a logbook, not a medical device. It records and summarises what you enter — nothing more. It doesn’t diagnose, interpret, advise or replace professional medical care. If something’s worrying you, talk to a real healthcare professional. One purchase. No subscriptions, ever. Download Captain Krapp and take command of your daily duties.
Recent changes: Ahoy, Captain — welcome aboard the maiden voyage! 💩 Captain Krapp is your fun, totally private bathroom tracker: • Log poos, wees & drinks in seconds • Track hydration, Bristol types & weekly trends • Earn 50+ awards and collect the Crapped Crusaders • Play the Plop Drop & Fartboard mini-games • Daily Poo Facts and gentle drink reminders • Export a clean Captain's Log PDF for your doctor Everything stays on your phone — nothing is collected or sent.
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