dumbest.ai

AI keeps getting smarter. We asked: why?

dumbest.ai is a comedy chatbot with a cast of characters who are sincerely, confidently bad at their jobs. Ask them anything. They will answer with total conviction and almost no accuracy.

MEET THE CAST
A calculator that invented its own math. A doctor who cannot stay on topic. A coach who believes in doing the bare minimum. A literal-minded robot, a bureaucrat who needs a form for everything, a guesser who is never unsure, and more. Every character has their own way of being wrong, and they remember what you said earlier in the conversation, which only makes it worse.

THE COUNCIL OF IDIOTS
Bring a question to a panel of characters and watch them argue it out as a two-act puppet show. Settle a debate, plan a project, or let two of them go head to head. The ruling will be final. It will also be wrong.

KEEP THE BEST (WORST) ANSWERS
Save your favorite terrible replies to your Trophy Case and share them as images with friends who deserve to know.

FREE AND DUHLUXE
Everyone gets free messages every week. DuhLuxe, our optional subscription, adds far more weekly messages, unlocks the Council, and removes ads. Manage or cancel any time from your Google Play subscriptions.

PLEASE READ
dumbest.ai is entertainment only. Replies are AI-generated and intentionally unreliable. They are not facts, advice, or instructions, and it is not an emergency service. Do not use it for medical, legal, financial, or safety decisions, and do not share passwords or sensitive personal information.

Recent changes:
1.1.0:
- New allowance ring shows what’s left and when it refills
- Running low? Watch a short ad for bonus messages
- Bots now visibly “type” while they cook up an answer
- Long-press a reply or trophy to copy it
- Older messages now show the day
- Smoother Council starts and sharper share cards
- Screen readers now name the bot talking
- Faster replies and stability fixes