Edinburgh Rough Streets

EDINBURGH, LATE '90s. Dolly the Sheep has just been cloned down the road, your Walkman's full of mixtapes, and somehow you still can't afford a flat with central heating.

EDINBURGH ROUGH STREETS is a darkly comic street hustle simulator. All numbers, no needles. Buy low, sell high, dodge the polis, and try not to get taxed by every chancer in the Old Town before Hogmanay.

THIS IS FICTION. A satire. A spreadsheet with a Scottish accent. Nobody involved in making this recommends you deal, use, or even jaywalk on the Royal Mile. If you're after real information about drugs, this game will actively disappoint you, everything in here is make-believe numbers designed to be fun, not a how-to guide.

WHAT'S IN THE GAME:
- A full Story Mode across multiple chapters, from Niddrie to Newhaven
- Random events with consequences, because Edinburgh weather and Edinburgh neds are both equally unpredictable
- Challenge modes for the masochists
- Achievements, leaderboards, and a Hall of Fame to lord it over your mates
- A loan shark who will absolutely not forget you owe him money
- An entire economy that collapses if you flood Cockburn Street with brick weed, same as real life, probably

Built by one person who loves this city and its sense of humour about itself. If you've ever queued for a kebab on Lothian Road at 2am, you'll get it.

18+. Contains fictional depictions of drug dealing, references to drugs, and dialogue that would turn heads on the 14 bus.

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