Fussball: Foosball ELO Tracker

Your foosball table — table football, baby-foot, kicker, table soccer,
whatever you call it — has main characters, grudges and a pecking
order. Fussball turns all of it into numbers, ranks and bragging
rights.

Tap goals in as they fly. Live win probability ticks with every shot,
ELO chips show exactly what each player stands to win or lose, and the
ratings move the instant the match ends — so the 5-4 you stole off the
favourites actually counts for something. Then share the damage: any
finished match becomes a postcard — score, players, roast and all.

CLIMB FROM RECRUIT TO COMMANDER
This isn't a spreadsheet, it's a ladder — 55 levels of it. Win five in
a row and your name catches fire; hit ten and it's fully engulfed.
Hunt 60+ achievements, from Remontada (win from four goals down) and
Brick wall to the ones nobody's proud of: Autogoal, Stabbed in the
back, Buzzer betrayal. Some are hidden. Night owls will find theirs.

THREE RATINGS, NOT ONE
Overall, Attack and Defense — each earned from how the match really
went, not just who won. Score from the back? Rewarded. Autogoal?
Punished, precisely. And the top ranks decay if you stop defending
them — Generals don't get to retire.

DEEP DATA, ZERO HOMEWORK
- Rating-history graphs that chart your rise (and your slumps)
- A synergy matrix and head-to-head records for every pairing — find
your best teammate and your true nemesis
- A weekly digest, browsable week by week — MVP, top climber, biggest
faller, hottest player, biggest upset — plus a daily AI hot-take
- Your full personal report: every match you ever played, charted,
generated on demand and delivered to your inbox
- Heatmaps, streak tracking and the own-goal wall of shame
It's the kind of analysis that ends arguments. Or starts much better ones.

NO BLACK BOX
The whole rating formula is documented inside the app — K-factors,
confidence ranges, the works — with a live calibration plot showing
that the ratings actually predict results, and a versioned changelog
for every formula tweak. Argue with the system all you want: it will show you the math.

TOURNAMENTS ON THE BIG SCREEN
Round robin, groups + knockout, or Swiss — spin one up in seconds,
everyone registers from their own phone with a QR code, and the TV
shows live standings, brackets, win probabilities and a running
play-by-play. On regular days, put the Wall up instead: match of the
day, a rolling record book, milestone watch and mover of the week.

THE ROAST
After any match, summon the optional AI commentator — with an
intensity dial that runs from wholesome (a wink your kids could read)
to fully unhinged. Whatever the level, it only ever roasts what
happened on the table, never the player. Entirely opt-in, and it only
sees pseudonyms: real names never leave your table.

UP AND RUNNING IN MINUTES
Starting a table? Create a team, flash a QR code, and everyone scans
in — no forms, no setup. Joining one? Play as a guest with no account
at all, then claim your player whenever you're ready. Sign in with
Google, a six-digit email code or the good old shared team password —
your ratings follow you across devices and across as many teams as
you play in. The full app also runs in any browser.


NO SIGNAL, NO PROBLEM
Offline-first, so a table with no reception is no problem — score the
match, everything syncs when you resurface.

No ads. No selling your data. Just foosball, with receipts.

Recent changes:
• Advanced analytics now has a 1v1 view: own goals, pressure, streaks and score margins for duels.
• Inactive players no longer appear on analytics boards or the Wall.
• Fixed a daily rating change that showed wrongly after a 1v1.
• 🌶️ All in now lasts until midnight, your time.
• King of the hill and the Fish start once a team has played 20 matches.
• Own-goal percentages now show two decimals.