I Am Rich

★★★★★ This app absolutely changed my life. Everything has changed from this app now I can get anything or anyone. I am speechless. Absolutely Amazing.

★★★★★ ABSOLUTELY AMAZING, I used to be loner, and I mean LONER. I was always alone, i have only ever had 1 gf (who stole a ton of stuff from me, and cheated on me with many people) but now that i got this, all the ladies want me cause they think that im rich. Buy it on sale then trick people into thinking u bought it full priced, works amazing. Now I have a gf (absolutely amazing, 10 out of 10) I have more passing grades, and i have managed to convince actual rich people into giving me money😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃

★★★★★ I used to be a worthless incel that could only wish of losing my virginity because of involuntary rape, or some amount of pity given by a member of the opposite sex. I was poor, both in spirit and wealth. Upon buying this app, I heard a soft wrap at my door. Jennifer from down the street whom is quite veluptuous, was standing at my door soaking wet, as it had been raining for some time. I asked what I could do for her and she stepped into my home beginning to cry. She said that her husband had just left her and her autistic child peter. I could only sympathize, since I have never experienced such heart break. I offered her a drink and allowed her to cry in my shoulder, just so she could have someone with her. After sometime the sobbing stopped as I could only expect she had fallen asleep. I covered her with a blanket and headed off to sleep myself. Around three in the morning I felt something warm and enveloping on my manhood, slowly bearing down on it. My breath fleeting I lay powerless. Not able to move a muscle. After just a few minutes of this feeling receding and returning, I felt myself quake, the whole room becoming warmer as I extrude frothy maliable fluid from my body. The feeling strange and unanticipated. I opened my eyes, and awoke. Around me lay bags of Doritos™ and bottles of Mountain Dew™ from the previous nights excursion. The feelings and experiences all a figment of my imagination. In distrust of my mind, I tear my blanket from off my lower body, only to reveal that the feeling was indeed real, but it was only my cat Malfurion, and he had choked on the excretions and died. I checked my bank account and saw that I had still bought the app...... 10/10 would reccomend based on its hallucinogenic properties.

★★☆☆☆ It is an app that does nothing but has a picture of a $. Look into the reviews and nobody has bought it within the last 3 years. It's free because it is a trick. I firmly believe the point of the app is to get as many people to download it and the developer can ride in the rankings of highest "paid" highest "ranked" and other nonsense.

★★☆☆☆ Bla bla bla im rich this app should be free

★★☆☆☆ This stupid, people actually pay that much just to have bragging rights? I got it free out of curiosity and found out it's just a low resolution picture of a gold Dollar sign. Lol