Abduct This!

For centuries, they took us.

A beam of light. A few baffling tests. A dizzy cow returned to the pasture by sunrise. The aliens thought we would forget.

We did not.

They think this is just a farm.

They are wrong.

Run the dairy that funds the herd's secret revenge program in Abduct This!, an idle farm tycoon where every bottle of milk pays for hardware no farm should have.

BUILD COW COMMAND
Upgrade your barn through 15 escalating stages, transforming an honest farm into a fortified command center while the humans notice absolutely nothing.

DRIVE THE HERD
Tap to send cows charging into the barn. Fill the paddock, build your Cattle Drive, and turn a disciplined herd into serious earnings.

FUND THE PROGRAM
Research 65 upgrades, from practical farm improvements to antigravity udders, deflector domes, and the Cattle Cannon.

EXPAND THE FLEET
Keep the milk moving with a growing delivery fleet, from a field tractor to an orbital cargo zeppelin.

TAP THE SAUCERS
Intercept alien recon flights for cash and stolen Blueprints. If a tractor beam locks onto the herd, act before another cow is taken.

REVERSE-ENGINEER ALIEN TECH
Spend Blueprints on permanent technology that makes every future operation faster and stronger.

REDEPLOY AND RETURN STRONGER
When the program outgrows its cover, begin again at a fresh farm and carry permanent service stars into the next operation.

KEEP EARNING WHILE YOU ARE AWAY
The night shift keeps the dairy running, the herd growing, and the revenge program funded even when you are offline.

No forced ads. No timers you cannot play through. Just a herd, a grudge, and a plan.