Crazy Cat Soccer

Your cat is the goalie. Everything else is incoming.

Optimized for iPad and iPhone Duo.

Drag your cat anywhere on the field to block a relentless barrage of soccer balls, tennis balls, bowling balls, fish, watermelons, laser pointers, and things no goalkeeper has ever prepared for.

REPRESENT YOUR NATION

48 national teams. Choose yours, fly your colors on the arena flags, and defend that goal with everything you've got. UEFA, CONMEBOL, CONCACAF, Africa, Asia, Oceania: six confederations, one very determined cat.

YOUR CAT, YOUR STYLE

14 cat breeds, each with 22 unique action poses: dives, karate chops, disco spins, somersaults, and more. Your cat reacts to what it blocks — eat the fish, spit out the rubber duck, stagger under a falling piano.

ESCALATING MAYHEM

25 levels across 3 arena tiers. The first 5 ease you in. Then things get weird.

Sports Mayhem (levels 6–15) brings basketballs, golf balls, beach balls, bowling balls — plus a sneaky mouse that gets your cat's full attention.

Absolute Chaos (levels 16–25) delivers disco balls that shatter into lights, yarn that leaves sticky trails, anvils, and a laser pointer your cat absolutely cannot ignore.

PURE FOCUS

Privacy-first design. One-time purchase to unlock all levels — no subscription required, no recurring charges. All progress saved locally on your device.

From an independent studio that believes games should be worth your time.

Not affiliated with or endorsed by FIFA or any official football organization.