Heisenburger Tycoon

Behind every honest burger joint is... an honest burger joint. Yours is the other kind.

Heisenburger is a darkly comic management tycoon: cook product in the lab out back, wash the cash through the diner out front, and build an empire one greasy alibi at a time — cozy pixel art, one thumb, pick-up-and-play.

RUN THE LAB
- Fire up cookers from a humble clay pot to a full industrial rig
- Buy precursor, manage purity, and keep the benches cooking while you work the front
- Supply is scarce — grow your rack and your connection or the cooks run dry

WASH IT CLEAN
- Flip burgers out front to launder dirty money into spendable cash
- Hire cashiers, seat guests, and keep the checker-tile diner humming

BUILD A CREW
- Retain a lawyer to soak up heat; put a fixer on call for the worst days
- Hire runners to move product on the street — pay them well to keep them careful and quiet

KEEP THE HEAT OFF
- Bribe the dirty cop before he asks too many questions
- Bank goodwill against the day it all spikes — miss it and you get raided

EXPAND THE OPERATION
- Roll out food trucks, run marketing campaigns, and throw parties that move serious product
- Climb from a shabby one-pot kitchen to a sprawling, suspiciously profitable franchise

Free to play. Optional, opt-in rewarded ads can cool your heat or rush a cook — never forced.

It's a joke. Mostly. Can you keep the burgers clean and the empire cleaner?