MadWeather

NYC doesn't say "partly cloudy."
NYC says "it's giving overcast but we still outside."

MadWeather is the only weather app that translates real forecast data into authentic NYC vernacular -- because "deadass OD brick" hits different than "very cold."

REAL TALK WEATHER
Every temperature, condition, and wind reading gets translated into how New Yorkers actually talk. 100+ phrases that rotate so you never see the same line twice. Language escalates the longer bad weather sticks around. Humidity, nighttime, and wind combos all get their own lines. Toggle between Regular and Extra intensity.

INTERACTIVE BORO MAP
A full Apple Maps experience with Standard, Satellite, and Hybrid views. All five boroughs outlined with color-coded boundaries from official NYC data -- including the Rockaway peninsula, Rikers Island, and every edge of every borough. Traffic overlay. 3D terrain and buildings. Place search. Real MTA subway routes drawn on the map, color-coded by live service status.

ALL 5 BOROUGHS AT A GLANCE
Track weather across Manhattan, Brooklyn, Queens, the Bronx, and Staten Island simultaneously. Each borough gets its own forecast. See temperature differences across the city in one view.

NYC'S 12 SEASONS
New York doesn't have 4 seasons -- it has 12. Winter, Fools Spring, Second Winter, Spring of Deception, Third Winter, The Pollening, Actual Spring, Summer, Hell's Front Porch, False Fall, Second Summer, and Actual Fall. Tap the season card to see all 12 on a subway-style timeline.

LIVE MTA SUBWAY STATUS
Real-time alerts for all 25 subway lines from the official MTA feed. Color-coded badges with plain-talk status. Favorite up to 5 lines and yours show up first -- no more scrolling through 25 lines to find your train.

FIT CHECK
Weather-based outfit recommendations -- no brands, no ads, just what to wear. Forecast-aware advisories warn you about incoming rain, temperature swings, and snow before you step out.

40+ GAME CENTER ACHIEVEMENTS
Borough Deep Cuts, Seasonal, Daily Habits, and Cultural achievements. Earn "Stoop Kid" for never leaving your borough. "Bodega Run" for checking weather in the rain. "All-City" for hitting all 5 boroughs. Plus hidden ones for real New Yorkers.

AIR QUALITY INDEX
Live AQI for your location, color-coded from Good to Hazardous. NYC-flavored health advice and a full breakdown of what you're breathing.

PRECIPITATION ETA
Push notifications 10--60 minutes before rain or snow hits your area. Know exactly when the rain is pulling up.

ALSO INCLUDED
-- Weather animations: rain, snow, sun rays, clouds, and fog
-- Next-hour precipitation timeline, minute by minute
-- Commute card with weather-aware departure advice
-- Home screen and lock screen widgets
-- 6 Siri shortcuts: weather, MTA, AQI, borough, outfit, and alerts
-- Light, Dark, and System appearance modes
-- NWS severe weather alerts

No subscriptions. No paywalls on the forecast. Just NYC weather that actually sounds like NYC.