Office War

Office War: The Corporate RPG
Are you tired of endless meetings, jammed printers, and stolen lunches? It is time to fight back. Welcome to Office War, the satirical RPG where the battlefield is the breakroom and your weapon of choice is a high-velocity stapler.

This is not your average fantasy adventure. There are no dragons here, only the terrifying Micro-Manager and the dreaded Reply-All email chain.

ADDICTIVE CHARACTER PROGRESSION
Start from the bottom. Earn experience (XP) by completing daily tasks like Fixing the Coffee Machine or Pretending to Work. Level up your stats to increase your productivity, sarcasm, and stress tolerance.

EPIC GEAR AND CUSTOMIZATION
Ditch the swords and shields. In Office War, you equip the tools of the trade like a Simple Pencil or a Legendary Mechanical Keyboard. Customize your avatar to look like the ultimate corporate warrior.

PVP BATTLES AND RANKINGS
Think you are the boss? Prove it. Challenge other players in the Performance Review Arena. Fight your way up the global leaderboard to gain Honor, earn Stock Options, and show the world who really runs this company.

HILARIOUS QUESTS
Embark on dangerous missions across the office floor. Survive the toxic fumes of the Office Fridge, battle the burning Printer Beast, and endure the endless HR Seminar.

PLAY YOUR WAY
Whether you have 5 minutes between meetings or an hour on your commute, Office War respects your time. Hop in, collect your loot, upgrade your gear, and get back to work (or not).

Download Office War today and file a complaint... with your fists.