plants...but not real is made and published by Kyle Woods. AppBrain is an independent app data site and isn't affiliated with Kyle Woods. The app name, icon, screenshots and description belong to Kyle Woods and are shown as published on the App Store.
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- Rating on App Store
- 4.50
- 2 ratings
- Last updated
- April 27, 2026
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- 1.0
- Launched
- April 2026
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- Free
- App size
- 16.5 MB
- Content rating
- Everyone
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About the app and developer
About plants...but not real
plants...but not real is a games app developed by Kyle Woods.
User Ratings
plants...but not real is rated 4.50 out of 5 stars. The rating is based on 2 ratings.
App Information
plants...but not real is freely available from the App Store. The app size is 16.49 MB. The latest version available is 1.0. The last update was on April 27, 2026.
Technical Requirements
The app has a content rating of Everyone. The app has been available on the App Store since April 2026.
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Frequently asked questions about plants...but not real
Is plants...but not real free?
Yes. plants...but not real is free on the App Store.
Is plants...but not real still available?
Yes. plants...but not real is on the App Store, and the last update we saw was on April 27, 2026.
How large is plants...but not real?
plants...but not real is 16.49 MB.
Is plants...but not real suitable for children?
App Store rates the content of plants...but not real as suitable for everyone.
How do people rate plants...but not real?
plants...but not real scores 4.50 out of 5 stars, from 2 ratings on the App Store.
Who made plants...but not real?
plants...but not real was developed by Kyle Woods. It is listed in the games category on the App Store.
Store listing
By Kyle Woods, from the App Store
Description by Kyle Woods Written by the developer, not by AppBrain. Click to read.
plants...but not real is a free daily plant care game for people who love the idea of plants but have a complicated history with keeping them alive.
Pick a plant. Name it. Check in every day to water, trim, and weed it. Your plant grows over time — or dies if you forget. No real plants were harmed in the making of this app.
YOUR PLANT HAS OPINIONS
Every plant has a sarcastic personality and something to say about everything you do. Your cactus doesn't need you and wants you to know that. Your monstera is being dramatic again. Your rose expects better. Over 200 unique one-liners across 6 plant types — because your plant should at least be entertaining while it judges you.
REAL WEATHER. REAL CONSEQUENCES.
The app connects to your local weather. Raining outside? Your plant gets watered automatically. Heat wave? You'd better check in. Every day is a little different depending on where you are.
GROW YOUR WHOLE GARDEN
Adopt multiple plants at once. Each has its own personality, growth timer, health bar, and diary. A sunflower grows fast. A cactus takes its sweet time and is smug about it.
FEATURES
• 6 plants — succulent, fern, rose, cactus, monstera, sunflower
• Real weather integration using your location
• Daily streaks and health tracking
• 5 growth stages per plant
• 200+ sarcastic plant one-liners
• Plant diary that logs every interaction
• Daily reminders so your plant can guilt-trip you
• Completely free
For introverts, plant killers, casual gamers, and anyone who just needs something small to take care of.