Procrastination Insult Timer

TOP PROCRASTINATING. START WORKING.

Procrastination Insult Timer is the only productivity timer that bullies you into focus. Every 20 seconds, you get roasted — hard. No fluff. No mercy. Just savage honesty that keeps you from doom-scrolling your day away.

Set your timer. Pick your roast pack. Get to work.



## FEATURES

POMODORO MODE
25 minutes focus, 5 minutes break. Classic — but meaner. Get roasted through both.

CUSTOM TIMERS
1–60 minutes. Choose your preferred pain level.

600+ UNIQUE ROASTS
• Random Pack — General motivational roasts (FREE)
• Sassy Pack — Extra sarcastic, full of attitude (PREMIUM)
• Dark Pack — Edgy humor, not for the faint of heart (PREMIUM)

BACKGROUND TIMER
Close the app. Lock your phone. You still can’t escape.

DAILY REMINDERS
Get a nudge (or slap) to stop procrastinating.




## WHY IT WORKS

Most productivity apps are too nice. They whisper. They let you quit.

This one doesn’t. It’s designed to keep you uncomfortable enough to stay focused. Every roast is a reality check — funny, sharp, and a little too true.

You can skip, pause, or quit — but the app will call you out for it. The only way out… is through.



## FOR GEN Z (AND ANYONE WITH DARK HUMOR)

If you thrive on sarcasm, memes, and chaos — this is your accountability buddy.

If you want kindness, try a meditation app instead.

If you want results, download this one.




## PRICING

FREE
• 5 & 10 minute timers
• Random pack only
• 1 session per day

PRO WEEKLY – $0.99/week
• 3-day free trial
• All premium features
• Cancel anytime

PRO YEARLY – $19.99/year
• Save 60% vs weekly
• All premium features
• Best value

PRO LIFETIME – $29.99
• One-time payment
• All premium features forever
• No recurring charges



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