Procrastination Insult Timer
Procrastination Insult Timer is made and published by Ideang Productions AB. AppBrain is an independent app data site and isn't affiliated with Ideang Productions AB. The app name, icon, screenshots and description belong to Ideang Productions AB and are shown as published on the App Store.
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- 1.00
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- Last updated
- September 8, 2026
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- 5.52 MB
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By Ideang Productions AB, from the App Store
Description by Ideang Productions AB Written by the developer, not by AppBrain. Click to read.
Procrastination Insult Timer is the only productivity timer that bullies you into focus. Every 20 seconds, you get roasted — hard. No fluff. No mercy. Just savage honesty that keeps you from doom-scrolling your day away.
Set your timer. Pick your roast pack. Get to work.
## FEATURES
900+ UNIQUE ROASTS — ALL PACKS FREE
• Random — general motivational roasts
• Sassy — extra sarcastic, full of attitude
• Dark — edgy humor, not for the faint of heart
LIVE ACTIVITY
The countdown and your current roast sit on the Lock Screen and in the Dynamic Island. Close the app. Lock your phone. You still can't escape.
POMODORO MODE
25 minutes focus, 5 minutes break. Classic — but meaner. Get roasted through both.
CUSTOM TIMERS
1–60 minutes. Choose your preferred pain level.
THE RECORD
Every session you finish, every insult you take, and the roasts you thought were worth keeping.
DAILY REMINDERS
Get a nudge (or slap) to stop procrastinating.
## WHY IT WORKS
Most productivity apps are too nice. They whisper. They let you quit.
This one doesn't. It's designed to keep you uncomfortable enough to stay focused. Every roast is a reality check — funny, sharp, and a little too true.
You can skip, pause, or quit — but the app will call you out for it. The only way out… is through.
No streaks. No guilt for missing a day. Just the work, and someone rude enough to keep you at it.
## FOR ANYONE WITH DARK HUMOR
If you thrive on sarcasm, memes, and chaos — this is your accountability buddy.
If you want kindness, try a meditation app instead.
If you want results, download this one.
## PRICING
FREE
• 5 and 10 minute timers
• All three roast packs
• Unlimited sessions
PRO WEEKLY – $0.99/week
• 3-day free trial
• Cancel anytime
PRO YEARLY – $19.99/year
• Save 61% vs weekly
PRO LIFETIME – $29.99
• One-time payment, never expires
• Best value
Pro unlocks sessions up to 60 minutes, Pomodoro mode, custom timer lengths, and roasts read aloud.
Terms of Use: https://ideang.se/procrastinationtimerapp/terms/
Privacy Policy: https://ideang.se/procrastinationtimerapp/privacy/
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Found in the app by AppBrain- Price
- Free
- App size
- 5.52 MB
- Content rating
- Low
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Releases
Updates seen on the App Store- Version
- 1.2
- Launched
- October 2025
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About Procrastination Insult Timer
Procrastination Insult Timer is a productivity app developed by Ideang Productions AB.
User Ratings
Procrastination Insult Timer is rated 1.00 out of 5 stars. The rating is based on one rating ratings.
App Information
Procrastination Insult Timer is freely available from the App Store. The app size is 5.52 MB. The latest version available is 1.2. The last update was on September 8, 2026.
Technical Requirements
The app has a content rating of Low Maturity. The app has been available on the App Store since October 2025.
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