RoastList: ADHD To Do List

Tired of cute, pastel to-do apps that you abandon after 48 hours?
Meet RoastList — the brutal, tough-love task manager that roasts you into getting things done.

Standard productivity apps let you hoard 50 unfinished tasks while giving you a gentle pat on the back. RoastList does the exact opposite: every time you add a task, our sarcastic AI mascot gives you a reality check. When you procrastinate, your tasks literally rot. And when you finally finish? You get the sarcastic praise you deserve.

Built specifically for procrastinators, ADHD brains, and anyone suffering from chronic task paralysis who needs a kick in the pants instead of another meditation timer.

WHY ROASTLIST ACTUALLY WORKS:

• INSTANT TASK ROASTS
Type any task and get immediately called out. No sugarcoating, no corporate wellness fluff — just raw, witty tough love that shocks you out of procrastination.

• SARCASMIC DOPAMINE HITS
Procrastinating gives cheap dopamine. Checking off a task in RoastList gives you real dopamine plus the satisfaction of shutting your sarcastic mascot up.

• TASK MOLD & ROTTING COUNTER
Left a task hanging for more than 24 hours? Watch it turn moldy. Keep ignoring it for 4+ days? It becomes a rotting skull on your conscience.

• RECURRING DAILY TASKS
Lock in your non-negotiables. Daily habits automatically reset at midnight so you can get roasted all over again tomorrow.

• THE TASK GRAVEYARD
Completed tasks don't just disappear into the void. They get archived in your Graveyard — proof that you actually survived and conquered your lazy excuses.

• UPCOMING THREATS & SNEAK NOTIFICATIONS
Schedule reminders that don't just beep — they deliver high-stakes, witty threats if you dare to leave your tasks unfinished before bed.

• VIRAL SHAME CARDS
Share your roasts, streaks, and weekly shame report directly to Instagram Stories, TikTok, or group chats with custom Neobrutalist sticker cards.

GO ROASTLIST PRO:
Unlock unlimited AI roasts, Savage Hardcore Mode, custom threat frequencies, and remove all watermark branding.

Stop making excuses. Download RoastList now and let’s see if you can handle the truth.

GO ROASTLIST PRO (AUTO-RENEWABLE SUBSCRIPTION):
Unlock unlimited AI roasts, Savage Hardcore Mode, custom threat frequencies, and remove all watermark branding.

Subscriptions are available as:
• RoastList Pro Monthly: $4.99 / month
• RoastList Pro Annual: $29.99 / year (includes a 7-day free trial for new subscribers)

Payment will be charged to your Apple ID account at confirmation of purchase (or after the 7-day free trial ends, if applicable). Subscription automatically renews unless auto-renew is turned off at least 24 hours before the end of the current billing period. Your account will be charged for renewal within 24 hours prior to the end of the current period. You can manage or cancel your subscriptions at any time in your Apple ID Account Settings after purchase.

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