Escape your captors…and endure your rescuers. But don't be late to the ball!
About Kidnapped! A Royal Birthday
Kidnapped! A Royal Birthday is a role playing app developed by Choice of Games LLC.
Download Statistics
Kidnapped! A Royal Birthday has been downloaded 16 thousand times. In the last 30 days, the app was downloaded 140 times.
User Ratings
Kidnapped! A Royal Birthday is rated 3.89 out of 5 stars. The rating is based on 130 ratings.
App Information
Kidnapped! A Royal Birthday is FREE to download. The APK download size is 6.32 MB. The latest version available is 1.17. The last update was on June 15, 2026.
Technical Requirements
Kidnapped! A Royal Birthday requires Android 4.4+ or higher. The app has a content rating of High Maturity. The app has been available on Google Play August 2020.
Description
Escape your captors…and endure your rescuers, but don't be late to the ball! When you are kidnapped, you must take charge of your rescue, and reclaim your rightful throne.
Kidnapped! A Royal Birthday is a 158,000-word interactive comedy by Charles Battersby, where your choices control the story. It's entirely text-based, without graphics or sound effects, and fueled by the vast, unstoppable power of your imagination.
Conspirators have imprisoned you in a tower, and are plotting to usurp your throne. And it's your birthday! Take command of the inept but well-intended crew sent to rescue you from your tower–a brazen knight, a snarky amazon, a cursed enchantress, and a humble peasant. Work together to escape your captors, outwitting your foes to make it back to the castle and regain your power as royal Heir.
But first: fight the three-headed chimera, the two-eyed biclops, and a horde of insatiable gnomes!(They're surprisingly dangerous after a few drinks). Wield swords, magic, or fight with your wits and grace. If all else fails, pummel your enemies with a chamberpot tied to a stick.
*Play as male, female, or nonbinary, gay, straight, bisexual, or asexual *Act like a damsel in distress (or an imperiled person) and let your rescuers do the work, or grab a sword and fight your own battles. * Unravel the conspiracy behind your abduction and thwart your scheming siblings. *Side with the aristocrats, or join a peasant rebellion. *Gain stature to prove that you are the one true Heir. *Harness fairy magic to bewilder and defeat your foes! *Disguise yourself as an Elder Vampire, stare down a giant, and take a nap in a glass coffin! *Find love with any or your rescuers...or marry a goblin (you know you're curious). *Bring peace to the kingdom, or revel in the chaos of civil war.
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Comments on Kidnapped! A Royal Birthday for Android
★★★★★AMaDDeR “MaDDeR” HaTTeR· Jan 10, 2022
I haven't reviewed one of these in a while. I buy these kinds of stories all the time. This one was very creative! Fascinating! I wish this author had more stories. I enjoyed the fact that there was a good balance of choices and storytelling. Once I bought previously started off with a decent amount of choices, then after you purchased the entire story, it stopped giving you choices and took the storytelling away from the reader. I was very happy this one did not resort to such tactics.
★★★★☆Charvi Kumar· Oct 27, 2020
Aside from a couple of continuity errors and programming issues, it's funny, tongue-in-cheek, and hits all the right notes on adventures. The romance isn't great but most Choice of Games books don't focus that heavily on romance anyway. With regards to the ending, everyone liked me, and I won my own duel, became the queen, married my true love, discovered who was behind a lot of the plot and still feel unsatisfied. I'm a lot happier now after realizing how tough it was for others though
★★★★☆Grace· Aug 25, 2020
Hilarious game I had a lot of fun playing this! I also love the difference achievements you get. Out of some choice games I've paid for this is one of the better ones and isn't that expensive.
★★★★☆Amy v· Nov 14, 2021
Overall, it's a pretty decent story. It doesn't take itself too seriously and it moves quickly. The biggest issue is that it's difficult to tell what choice tests what stat, and the stat checks aren't well-balanced.
★☆☆☆☆Bbq Cthulhu· Sep 9, 2020
I regret spending money on this story. It's obviously intended to be funny, but it comes off as annoying. The romance aspect is non-existent and dull, the plot itself is messy and all over the place, there's too much going on with the poisoning, kidnapping, fighting vampire gnomes, finding out your siblings are conspiring against you and challenge you to a duel, which you just die in any way. Your choices have no impact or meaning either. Probably the worst story I've read in a while.
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