Plain English, Please.

Ever read a message and thought — what do they actually mean?

Plain English, Please. uses AI to decode the subtext behind what people say, write, and post. Paste in a message, pick the context, and get a straight answer: what they really mean, what you could say back, and — for the brave — the internal monologue you probably shouldn't say out loud.

Translate something said by a colleague, friend, or stranger. Decode something seen in the news, on social media, or out and about. Photograph something read and let the AI do the heavy lifting.

Distinctly British. Occasionally sweary. Always honest.

Features:
• Something Said — decode messages from colleagues, friends, family, or strangers
• Something Seen — decode news, politics, celebrity, social media, sport, and everyday life
• Something Read — photograph articles, headlines, or signs and get an instant translation
• Translation history — review your past translations
• Share results — send the verdict to whoever deserves it

Plain English, Please. is a subscription app with a free trial. £3.99/month or £33.99/year after the trial period.

Recent changes:
v1.0.8
Improvements
Voice input button restored to the home screen
Loading messages now cycle through a series of suitably withering remarks while the AI thinks
History and Settings navigation moved to pill-shaped buttons
Subscription state is now shared across the app — Settings opens faster and no longer fires a duplicate billing check in the background
Fixes
Minor text correction in the share card footer