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App Store Apps > Productivity > Ahem Ahem
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Ahem Ahem

by KIVANC YAZAN · Productivity · Free
On the App Store since October 2026 · Data updated 2026-11-06

Ahem Ahem is made and published by KIVANC YAZAN. AppBrain is an independent app data site and isn't affiliated with KIVANC YAZAN. The app name, icon, screenshots and description belong to KIVANC YAZAN and are shown as published on the App Store.

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Last updated
October 14, 2026
Size
2.08 MB
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By KIVANC YAZAN, from the App Store
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Description by KIVANC YAZAN Written by the developer, not by AppBrain. Click to read.
Ahem Ahem clears its throat when you've spent too long in the doom app.

Pick the apps that eat your day. Use them for a few minutes and the nags begin: snarky, funny, slightly judgmental notifications that keep coming, on and off, for as long as you keep scrolling.

"47 min of the doom app today. I see you."
"Hope you're not reading this on the toilet. Your legs are going numb."
"Press X to put phone down. Press X. PRESS X."

Thousands of different nags, so they don't repeat for weeks. They arrive at irregular moments, so you can't tune them out, and they get more exasperated the longer you go.

Ahem Ahem never blocks anything. It just won't let you pretend you didn't notice.

Set up in four steps: allow Screen Time access, allow notifications, pick your apps, turn nagging on.

Private by design. iOS never tells Ahem Ahem which apps you picked, so the nags make up a name for them: the doom app, the scroll machine, the pocket casino. Nothing leaves your iPhone. No account, no ads, no tracking.
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Price
Free
App size
2.08 MB
Content rating
Everyone

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Version
1.1
Launched
October 2026

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About Ahem Ahem

Ahem Ahem is a productivity app developed by KIVANC YAZAN.

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Is Ahem Ahem free?

Ahem Ahem is free. The app size is 2.08 MB. The latest version available is 1.1. The last update was on October 14, 2026.

What are the requirements for Ahem Ahem?

The app has a content rating of Everyone. The app has been available on the App Store since October 2026.

Developer information for KIVANC YAZAN

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Frequently asked questions about Ahem Ahem

Is Ahem Ahem free?

Yes. Ahem Ahem is free on the App Store.

Is Ahem Ahem still available?

Yes. Ahem Ahem is on the App Store, and the last update we saw was on October 14, 2026.

How large is Ahem Ahem?

Ahem Ahem is 2.08 MB.

Is Ahem Ahem suitable for children?

App Store rates the content of Ahem Ahem as suitable for everyone.

Who made Ahem Ahem?

Ahem Ahem was developed by KIVANC YAZAN. It is listed in the productivity category on the App Store.

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