Hydrate or Diedrate: Water Log

Most hydration apps encourage you with a cute cup emoji. This one tells you the truth: you're desiccating. There's a record. It's not flattering. Fix it.

Hydrate or Diedrate is a water tracker with a dark sense of humor, a stark editorial aesthetic, and notifications that read like official dehydration notices. Built for people who find wellness apps insufferably cute.

Track your daily water intake. Log fast, from the app, a widget or your wrist. Watch your status climb from Desiccating to Properly Hydrated. Receive reminders with appropriate gravity.

THE RECORD
– Daily goal in oz or mL
– Status system: Desiccating → Preserved
– Streaks, Trials, Commendations and a full daily archive
– Apple Health sync
– Custom reset time, so the record follows your schedule instead of midnight
– Light, dark, or as your device has it

NOTICES
– Up to four daily reminders, at the times you choose
– Copy that adjusts to the time of day and how far behind you are
– Once the goal is met, the rest of the day's reminders stand down
– Over 90 hand-written notices. The skull does not repeat itself.
– Delivered silently. The skull does not require fanfare.

APPLE WATCH
– Today's record on your wrist
– One tap logs a drink. The phone is informed.

WIDGETS
– The Specimen, free: the skull fills with water, in your app icon's colours

VESSELS (requires Preserved)
– Join or start a private group of up to six
– A weekly anonymous tally of who remains preserved
– No names. No rankings. No feed.

PRESERVED — LIFETIME ACCESS
One-time purchase. No subscription.
The Ledger, The Vessel and The Record widgets · Apple Watch complications · Vessels · Custom quick-log amounts · Full history and weekly insights · The full notice archive · Alternate app icons

ACCESSIBILITY
Full VoiceOver support. Every control named. Every day on the calendar states its own condition rather than relying on colour. Reduce Motion respected. Contrast and Dynamic Type supported throughout.

Private by default. Your record stays on your device.

Not medical advice. The skull is not a physician; if a condition affects how much you should drink, ask one.

The vessel requires water. You already knew that.