AultmanNow: Online Dr Visit!

★★★★★ Extremely convenient and the Dr. Was very accommodating to my questions and input.

★★★★★ Easy to use. Video chat was pretty smooth and audio was good as well.

★★★★★ Great visit with my Dr. We went over all my questions' ans i received the info I needed. It was like being righ in her office with her.

★★☆☆☆ First rule of these times: EVERYTHING MUST BE AN APP! Do you have Altman's garbage insurance and think standard phone calls are for the Boomers? Yeah, get out of here with that malarkey! Introducing Bultmann. All the convenience of struggling through a complex network of menus with frequent dead-ends as you desperately try to find your doctor for your scheduled appointment. It's so easy! Just leave your device plugged-in (It's power will plummet in seconds!) as it reaches temperatures of Chernobyl to get to a screen (eventually!) that says you are the next appointment! Better get there early! Enjoy the sense of panic as, for whatever reason, 5 minutes pass after your appointment time, then 10, then 30, then an hour, etc.! After a while (2-3 hours, give or take), your doctor will cancel, and you'll have successfully missed your appointment. WOW! Guess you don't really need those antidepressants after all. Just suck it up! Regular phone calls are SOOO 2019! Who wants to be able to make it to their appointments in the age of Corona? With Bultmann, you can enjoy all the thrills of missing your appointments without even leaving your home. It's the best of both worlds! There's nothing suspicious at all about the fact that Altman now requires Bultmann (get it?!), their own app with a massive database that is impossible to navigate. It's not like they pumped millions into this abomination just to make a way to guarantee missed appointments and soak up the costs from patients to make a profit. THAT'S CRAZY! If you like Altman now, you'll love Bultmann now! (TM) [This is trademarked and belongs to me. Trust me: I have a lawyer app.]