Group Chat Autopsy: AI Roast

Group Chat Autopsy is a group chat game that turns a chat you paste in into a round of AI-generated tabloid roles: who's the Instigator, who's the Ghost, who never replies until Tuesday. It is for anyone who wants a laugh out of their friend group's chat drama, not a real read on anyone in it.

How it works:
- Paste a stretch of your group chat. WhatsApp export style, Discord copy-paste, and plain "Name: message" text all work.
- Get an AI role card for every person in the chat: a punchy tabloid title (The Instigator, The Ghost, The Oversharer, and more) plus a one-line, receipts-style justification pulled from the vibe of what they actually said.
- Read the Group Verdict: one headline ruling, plus a deep-dive on your whole group's dynamic that unlocks when you share two role cards, or right away with Pro.
- Get a Yearbook card with a name-free superlative for every member, built to screenshot straight back into the chat so people can defend themselves.
- Share any card through your phone's own share sheet.
- Check your History for a running archive of every past autopsy, a weekly Chaos Report on how much drama you have logged, and a Hall of Shame leaderboard of who keeps earning the same role.
- Come back daily for a resurfaced Verdict of the Day, a Role Horoscope, and a drama streak badge.

Free and Pro
- Free: two autopsies a day, role cards, the Yearbook, History, the weekly Chaos Report, Hall of Shame and the daily extras
- Pro, one payment of $2.99: unlimited autopsies and the full Group Verdict unlocked right away
- Pro+AI, one payment of $9.99: everything in Pro, plus the Coach tab

Privacy: the chat text you paste is read once, in the moment, to build your results, then it is gone. We never store the raw messages, not in a database, not in logs. What we do keep is the AI-generated role cards, the group verdict text, your account email, and simple daily usage counters, nothing more.

This is entertainment, not therapy, not surveillance, and not relationship advice. Every role, verdict, and superlative is AI generated, can be wrong, exaggerated, or miss the joke entirely, and is meant for a laugh among people who already know you are doing this. Only paste chats you are actually part of, and only when the whole group would be fine with it.

Recent changes:
Initial release.