Wobbly

Wobbly isn't just a tracker. It's an honest mirror for your lifestyle — one that won't hesitate to rub your nose in the truth.

What's going on here?
You simply mark each day honestly: did you drink or work out? Or both? Wobbly will remember, calculate, and reveal your true identity.

Why bother?

No‑bullshit statistics: Find out how many days a year you were "wasted" and how many you were "on top". The "Alcohol vs Sport" percentage will open even the most stubborn optimist's eyes.

Statuses — who are you really? Wobbly determines your true self: "Righteous Teetotaler", "Alco cyberg", "That Guy from the Bar", "Fitness Sadist", and more. Spoiler: the combinations can be surprising.

Achievements: We've added mountain peaks — now you can "conquer" Ai-Petri, Mont Blanc, Elbrus, Khan Tengri, and even Everest. The more sober and sporty days, the higher you climb. And for the truly dedicated — the Mariana Trench, so you know exactly where your rock bottom lies.

Leaderboards: Compare your stats with other users. Top 100 sober heroes and bottom 100 party animals — take your rightful place among the best or the worst. Who climbed higher towards the peak, and who fell into the abyss? It's all out there.

Sobriety evolution: Every day without alcohol is a plus for your health and a minus for self‑deception. We show real facts about how your body changes. Spoiler: your liver isn't made of iron.

Data safety: All your sins are stored only on your device. You can export your history as JSON — just in case we break something in the next update (we're only human, well, almost).

Wobbly doesn't preach. It just shows the numbers. Interpret them however you want, but remember: numbers don't lie.

Recent changes:
Statuses used to confuse a gym rat with a full-blown alcoholic, and achievement icons looked straight out of 2019. Fixed that.

— 14 statuses and 86 achievements — all new icons, even "Hangover Gains"
— 3 new statuses: train and drink equally hard? Now there's an official name for that
— "Blown on Booze" — new widget: what your personality actually costs
— "Drinking Buddy" — also new: who's officially to blame now

Update — the numbers won't lie either way.